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My self-summary
Can we go two-stepping? I moved down from Cleveland right after graduating. I'm working on improving myself. There are things I'm proud of and things I'm not. I stay up really late. I find life vaguely exciting instead of slightly terrifying. I'd like to think I have a good head on my shoulders. Looking for somebody to explore Austin with. I'm a little shy which probably explains why I'm on a dating site.
What I’m doing with my life
Learning the banjo. Thats the only cool thing.

Planning on building a Tesla coil, and never getting around to it.

Trying to figure out if the creative, vibrant life that I have idealized in my head is compatible with a reality that requires paying bills.
I’m really good at
Coming up with completely false meanings for acronymns.

Finding interesting places to go.

Going with the flow, but thats cliche.
The first things people usually notice about me
Vocabulary and sense of humor. I also have several non-creepy idiosyncratic interests but thats an in-person thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like reading a lot. I tend to go with Hemmingway or Bukowski because the drunks are interesting. I also like authors who only write one novel and then get depressed because theres nothing more to read.

Obsessed with True Blood and Walking Dead but so is everyone.

The Big Lebowski will forever be my favorite movie. Interview with the Vampire is a close 2nd.

Music is a total shitspread. Ummm:

Kingston Trio
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Buena Vista Social Club
Chet Faker
Tom Waits
Louis Armstrong
The xx
Old country stuff
Six things I could never do without
1. Bourbon
2. My Jeep
3. Cowboy boots
4. Friends
5. Alarm clocks
6. Bold coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much time we spend taking pants on and off, sitting at red lights and waiting for water to boil.
On a typical Friday night I am
Writing? Cleaning? Reading? Drinking?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Dat ass
You should message me if
You want to meet me, either to start a friendship or to go on a date.
The two of us