33Emporia, United States
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My self-summary
Ok, so chemistry is out because of the MAN, man. As it is, I'm working as a CNA and then eventually Licensed practical nursing degree. Honestly I'm probably going to be spending a good deal of time as a CNA or Home Health Aide, before I move to LPN, as the classes are expensive & demanding. I am verbose man of many interests wholesome and otherwise. I have a broad musical taste, a penchant to occasionally wear sarongs and abiding love affair with hammocks. I'm always looking for friends and social opportunities. I'm not all that good about starting conversations, but I am excellent at keeping them going. I like drinking, talking and combining the two. I have two sisters both of whom have the good taste to be more successful and down to earth than I am. I have a number of flaws, amongst them: I smoke too much, I have a tendency to be more honest than strictly nessecary and I adore making people give me answers I already know. It's different, hearing it, you know? I tend to get very focused sometimes, and it can be extremely difficult to...dissuade me. The things that most often land me in trouble is my kinesthetic and easy going nature.

I am honest, sardonic, and delicious!
What I’m doing with my life
Living striving, thriving and sleeping on a number of unorthodox surfaces and participating in my hobbies, when I can clear my damn work table enough to do anything, and find all the necessary reagents. Damnation.http://www.okcupid.com/who

Smokin' cigarettes cause it is my last recourse.
I’m really good at
being below to above average at alot of things, and being really, really good at a few things. vague sandwich
The first things people usually notice about me
I've often been told the fact that I have a goatee I usually let grow for a week or two before trimming it back. Personally I do this because the hair actually grows so that the 'grain' of it if you will is in a funny diamond shape. Regardless of available implements other than a straight razor, shaving takes me a solid hour, even if it's just a day or two of growth. Unless my current work DEMANDS I shape up or ship out, I'll just take care of it every once in awhile. After my unorthodox and to some people (women especially it http://www.okcupid.com/whoseems) downright irritating appearance, I wear a jumble of clothes and styles, all while intruding slightly into conversations. People have told me my sense of humor is also obvious and sexy, but I suppose that's a matter of opinion...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A: I love books. Mmmmmm...the books that I enjoy the most, though are by Robert Anton Wilson. Steve Pinker and Noam Chomsky are also quite thought provoking. Fiction well...I'll read nearly any fiction, and even if I don't enjoy it, I'll finish it, just because I started. B: Believe it or not, I like tv series, without the damn ADS. C: Tom Waits, some psychopatchic, nick cave, lords of acid, Sodden Epiphany, Morphine, Grateful Dead, Pogues, Flogging Molly, Gooding, the list goes on and on. Gert Wilden, Schulmadchen, Butthole Surfers, Shpongle, Infected Mushroom are newer influences along with a burgeoning interest in a band I've been powerfully indifferent to in the past, namely the Deftones. D. =-=
Six things I could never do without
Up, Down, Top, Bottom, Strange and Charm.

Or if you prefer, the itchy yarn hat that makes me look gay that I obtained at the second annual 'Halfway to Newton' party, games of skill, chance and imagination, libidinous interludes, precise sidereal measurements, the lesser keys of solomon and friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What precisely it is that's been bothering me about my life, lately. Troubling question. Help me pin it down? A significant portion of my life is spent in abstract brain land, and when I think deeply or am rapt with attention, then I have a habit of slackening my face of expression and breathing slowly and deeply, while ignoring almost anything that is going on, or even in the case of raves or concerts blending the music, the backbeat into the strange and rarefied thought pattern.
On a typical Friday night I am
In a room full of friends(2-10, number not age, you creep) , acquaintances enjoying the calm revelry of a truly blissful release from the stress of the week and preparing myself for the productive and generative weekend. You're welcome to join the bash, or help start one, if you'd like.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll answer any question at all if you just message me with it.

Also, I have an irrational fear of losing an eye. It's crippling sometimes. Ironically (or unfortunately) enough this causes my friends to take the occasional fake jab with a pointy thing or lighter, thus making it far more likely for me to actually lose one, don't you think?
You should message me if
You have the yarbles. Metaphorically you'll need a set. Or if you need help making abitrary choices (Red shirt or white shirt, lime tequila chicken or ramen noodles). Or if you like to. Or if you are bored and are interested in me amusing you with the boiling over pot that is my mind, as I answer you questions and occasionally ask invasive personal ones. (How...how many toes do you have...I mean really? How long since you counted?) Also regardless of the above I insist that you message me if you want a rant about my recent run in with the law. I never tire of cataloging the idocy of these States and their governence or my own. Ask and I'll explain.
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