33Solana Beach, United States
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My self-summary
I'm starting to feel like finding a great love using the internet is like drinking salt water when you are thirsty.

I used to have a long profile, but no one read it. Now I have a short profile, and no one reads it.

Looking for smartasses, smartiepants, and smartiepies, or cutiepies
What I’m doing with my life
Trying not to eat donuts.

Climbing climbing climbing, beach, surfing, reading, running, motorcycling, sailing, snowboarding, scuba, guitar, singing, writing, watching comedians on youtube, and remembering to feed my fish.
I’m really good at
I like staying positive and healthy.

Making people laugh. Saying the inappropriate thing to ease tension.

I am good at avoiding drama.

I'm really good at board games. Challenge me.

I'm not good at making the bed.
The first things people usually notice about me
How much I am punching them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I drink too much coffee. I have four different ways of preparing coffee at my home. I own a grinder. These are things coffee snobs say.

I don't have cable. I know I'm "One of those people". I then managed to waste time on the internet. And now the phone.

I like making fun of bad movies.

Like Archer, Its Always Sunny, Arrested Development, etc. I don't watch a lot of TV, though.

I love any Guy Richie directed film, and any Daniel Craig film. Waiting for these two to get together and make sweet sweet movie. Until then, I'll watch Layer Cake again.

Music this month is Silversun Pickups, Damien Rice, Queen, and Soul Asylum. That's right.
Six things I could never do without
sense of humor,
clean underwear
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How best to answer this question. I'M SO DEEEEEEP.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I still use okc. And bumble. And Hinge. And Tinder. Will someone please give me a reason to not do this anymore? It's getting a little ridiculous.
You should message me if
You want to have an great time without doing anything extravagant, you want to be able to be completely comfortable with a person and able to be yourself, you want to go for a long beach walk down to the local pub for a drink, you want to go sailing on the bay, you want to grow with someone, you want to sip wine while I play guitar, you want to get up early and ride motorcycle down to breakfast and coffee, you want to ride bikes down the boardwalk, you want to do all that stuff you've always wanted to do with someone, you want to enjoy the majesty of life's creation and have a witness to your experience while we fly on this rock through space in the short amount of time that we have. Let's not do it alone people, let's not do it alone.

You want to squeeze my butt.
The two of us