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My self-summary
Hi. I'm "R".

A long long time ago, in a galaxy far away, lived my evil twin. Or is she the good twin? Do I even have a twin? Probably not, I'm pretty sure I'd know about that. But hey, you never know. (Plot twist!)

To be honest, I'm just a poor girl, I need no sympathy. Cause I'm easy come, easy go...oh wait....Never mind that last bit.

Once upon a time, there lived a girl on the planet "EARTH". Her name was "R" and she did things that were unique and magical (if you know what I mean); like eat waffles and pet cute animals. I am NOT a vampire (ew, gross, icky, how dare you!). Or a unicorn (stabby horn on my head? Nah. Sounds like it would make snuggling uncomfortable).

I might secretly be an Alien though (You never really know these days, do you?).

Are you still reading? If you actually care, read on to this list of RANDOM FUN FACTS!
-I've participated in NaNoWriMo[.org] (and will again)
-I still don't understand twitter. Chirp chirp? No wait...tweet tweet?
-I love punny, dad humor jokes. (Seriously though, humor is key).
- Favorite desert: brownies (No nuts, unless you supply the epi-pen)
-If you don't like gay people (LGBTQ), you won't like some of my best friends, and me, so don't even bother (No. Seriously. Don't even message me. Turn back now. Go away.)
-Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Ahahahaha.
-I'm a writer and an artist trying to combine both while also trying to figure out my personal definition of faith.
-420 friendly (cause come on, really? getting high is great.)
What I’m doing with my life
Powering through massage school and working full time with essentially no days off. Fulfilling a life dream. Being exhausted.
I’m really good at
Writing. Being quiet...being Trouble. I CAN show you the world. Shining. Shimmering. Splendid. Not splenda, now mind you - that's sugar. That goes in tea. I like tea. I'm good at drinking tea with sugar or honey. I'm good at snuggling and back scratches. And murde- I mean. Uh, not that last one. That's probably the evil twin.
The first things people usually notice about me
Honestly couldn't tell you. Probably just my unique self being me in the world.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Glass Harmonica, False Memory, Seize the Night, Night, LOTR(ROTK), Zel, The Glass Castle, The Count of Monte Cristo, Frankenstein, Daughter of the Forest, Twist and Shout, etc.

How to Train Your Dragon, Avengers, Across the Universe, My Neighbor Totoro, Prince of Persia, Star Dust, 10 Inch Hero, Howls Moving Castle. Star War.

Supernatural, Doctor Who, Dexter, Adventure Time, ANTM, Bob's Burgers, Steven Universe, Magi, Attack on Titan, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Game of Thrones(up to Red Wedding - I don't have HBO), Avatar the Last Airbender, FMA.

Citizen Cope, Jack Johnson,
Ludovico Einaudi, Iron and Wine, Mumford and Sons, Mika, Daft Punk, Regina Spektor, Rufus Wainright, Zella Day, Ratatat, Brother Ali, etc. All fairly random, more mellow tunes.

Salty things. No vinegar. No mustard or ketchup. No eggplant (I still can't do the texture). Love sauteed mushrooms, shrimp, potatoes, avocado hummus, sausage, eggs, etc.
Six things I could never do without
1. Something to write on/with.
2. Salty crunchy things.
3. Oxygen.
4. A daily shower.
5. Make-up and shit to make me look sparkly and magical. I'm kidding. I don't really care (acception eyebrows). I meant humor.
6. Personal time to myself. (Meditating, Massage, Recharging, etc).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Writing. I think about writing stories all the time. Peoples life histories. Anatomy jokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Currently, going to bed to prep for work the next day. Probably writing or reading, a few beers maybe, a jay if friends are over, a hot bath if I can muster the energy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've got a wacky side, but I promise I'm not an Alien.
You should message me if
You think I'm swanky. And by swanky I mean interesting. Your choice.

You want answers to or to ask random questions like:

What am I writing about right now?

What was it like to live in a the middle of the Adirondacks for six months?

Why am I trying to take over the world?

Would you be a good candidate to join my evil army of awesome?

DO NOT message me if all you can think to say is "hey" or "what up". Please try to be interesting. I probably won't respond if you give me one word or "hey u". Spell things out, atleast. Try? Please. Even if your only real goal is to get into my pants. I'm a classy lady. I'm not putting out the first night, gents.
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