I think (know) I'm hilarious and sometimes loud and lively (in a good, fun way) and engaging and boisterous and extremely charming.
Things that annoy me:
-Chicks with multiple girls in each photo and they never say which is them--umm, dead giveaway you're the fat/ugly one.
I get it ladies; you don't wanna play any games...what does that even mean?? No video games, no monopoly or Scrabble???
-Bad grammar and spelling errors (it's called spell check and they had it on MS Dos).
Things I like:
-Big butts and I cannot lie! (I'll be here all night, folks).
-Bulls, White Sox, Bears, Hawks, Cardinals.
-Funny, whitty, sarcastic girls who can take it as well as they can give it (Ha, little guy humor).
Movies: a lot
Shows: The Blacklist, GOT, Anything on Discovery, House of Cards, OITNB, Modern Family, Burn Notice, Arrow, Suits, The League, American Horror Story, Revenge, Gotham, CPD, 30 Rock, Workaholics, Tosh.O, and Boardwalk Empire
Music: I'll listen to anything catchy, except country.
Food: ANYTHING! Pizza, ice cream, cliff bars, baked cheetos, pringles, cashews, Pepsi/RC Cola (when I do drink soda), donuts, bagels, chocolate chip muffins, cheese, hot dogs, chicken
Coffee and Red Bull
Learning new things
Food and what I'm going to eat next, work, what I could have done differently and dumb, crazy, goofy shit. Spend a lot of time wondering how I obtain the proper license/permit necessary to keep a midget as a pet. Do they have a special diet? Raw fish? That could get quite costly..
I wonder daily how to cross-breed a midget with a German Shepherd, or other large canine species. Think I've concluded the canine specie must be larger than the midget to maintain more of the canines' distinct features with the obedience of aforementioned midget. Between canine and midget; which would I want to be the male and which to be the female during the mating process to achieve my desired result?