Hi there! Some random facts about me in no particular order:
Someday I hope to own a small farm. But really, I just want a house goat. But unfortunately I own a house located in an area that is zoned and I will never have one. :( I weep.
I am a licensed attorney, but I have no interest in practicing. Ever.
I own a cabin in the woods. It is my secret sanctuary.
There's little I appreciate more than a well-cooked meal.
The concept of meeting new friends in person eludes me, so here I am.
I asked my friends to describe me and this is what they listed: Direct, honest, clever, creative, animal lover, good humor.
My frequent mention of cats.
That I have the spirit of a hustler.
EDIT: Okay, here goes...
Food: Sushi, anything I cook, chicken burritos, peaches wrapped in proscuitto, chicken tikka masala... and basically everything else. Except ribs. I hate ribs.
TV: I only get 10 channels, so I mostly watched Prime or Netflix. Hannibal, Game of Thrones, Daredevil, and sort of trying to get into Mr. Robot.
Movies: Aliens, Event Horizon, Dear Zachary, The Hateful Eight, Revenge of the Killer Tomatoes, Troll 2, Maze Runner (don't judge me)... more to come...
You like sitting inside watching demented horror movies.
You just want someone to chill with that is basically always free, but doesn't want to do anything that involves strenuous movement.
Things that are important qualities:
2) Someone with an education.
3) Someone who loves animals and also wants a mini-zoo. :)
4) Someone who can take a joke, even at their own expense.
And may those inspiring words from the classic “Juicy” by the late great Biggie Smalls be heard by all…“Fuck all you hoes”. That is all.