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My self-summary
Instagram @VelociRaabtor
^This will show a better representation of who I am; my style, sense of humor, my passion, etc. For your entertainment as well, if you enjoy laughing.


I'm the oldest of 4 boys, which is why I look the way I do...Im tall, slender, long egg-shaped head because I was the first to exit through the play doh pusher. Had to break the seal, to pave the way for my siblings.

Music, art, good laughs, friends/family, good eats and fun are what I tend to be about! Basically trying to maintain an A1 lifestyle. Its not just the best sauce for any of your dipping needs.

Born and raised from Chicago, il.

Im a Leader
Im creative
Im confident
Im going to speak up
Im honest
Im out going
Im open-minded
Im spontaneous
Im WEIRD as we all are
Im enjoying life
Im stubborn in a way
Im chill

Im not rich
Im not snobby
Im not stuck up
Im not egotistical
Im not normal
Im not hipster
Im not BUFF
Im not a slob
Im not boring
Im not cliche
Im not going to say JK
Im not shy
Im not a genius
Im not dumb

(I know all those im's were without the apostrophe, no big deal!)

I've recently adopted a 5 year old Pit/Boxer mixed. So you must love dogs, especially pit bulls.

Yours truly,
What I’m doing with my life
Been here now 4 years from Chicago, il, born and raised. I DID IT MOM, Im not in a body bag; yet! Left an old life, started a new life. Surviving and I'm the happiest I've ever been! Living A1.

Looking for some new friends/family.
I'm chasing the dream of making people laugh, for $$$ eventually
I thoroughly enjoy doing artful activities!(Painting/Cooking/Drawing)
I wish I could travel to space!

Taking care of my new son, a 5 yr old male pit bull/boxer.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh
Being charmingly rude
Being genuine
Creating fun with whatever I got
Having deep, slightly intellectual conversations
Being supportive
Avoiding drama and not putting up with bullshit
Trusting and being trusted
Being a man-child, but mature when I need
And cooking! I can cook some tasty ass meals. Im about that ass, but not that ass meal tho. Chef A1
The first things people usually notice about me
My sarcasm or my charm ;]
I've been told I have kind eyes...
Also a jewy-Italian nose. I'm not to keen on it, I have gotten complimented on it. Nose compliments weird me out...and not too much weirds me out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Sunshine, Inception, Any Wes Anderson Movie!, Fountain, Grandma's Boy, Tron, etc.....

TV- The Office, Parks and Rec, Breaking Bad(Duhh), Bob's Burgers, Party Down, Archer, Always Sunny, Curb your Enthusiasm, Bill Maher, Tosh.O, Workaholics, Planet Earth/Life
It's hard to watch TV without cable or much interest to keep up with shows.

I listen to a lot of instrumental music; because it's nice to not hear a human complain for once in awhile.

Metal and many (sub)genres of Metal(not nu-metal)! A few of my favorite bands are: TesseracT, Vildjharta, Beneath The Massacre, The Safety Fire, Veil of Maya, Stray From The Path, Meshuggah, Monuments, Plini, Chon, The Dillinger Eacape Plan, Scale The Summit, Periphery, Glass Cloud, Tony Danza TapDance Extravaganza, Entities, Aristeia, Northlane, After the Burial, Within The Ruins, Volumes...list goes forever

Also I enjoy some talented, unique music from other genres! The Mars Volta! The Dear Hunter!

Love me some dirty Hip-hop! CURREN$Y is the best!
Chance the Rapper! "Boo bwahh"
And The Weeknd!

QUEEN will forever be a favorite!

FOOD_ Im not too picky at all. I enjoy most everything, but coconut and olives. Sandwiches/Burritos/Seafood > all
The six things I could never do without
•My brain
•Water or tea
•A comfy bed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
•Hockey (Blackhawks!)
•My dog, Mac. And all other dogs
I try to think about everything, it's tough
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or Stand up comedy
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have 4 step dads.
I am a sucker for a woman with glasses!
I thoroughly enjoy dancing, drunk or not.
I used to have an addiction to heroin, which i know is down right terrible, but i have been clean 4 years with no intentions of relapsing. Thats some private shit...
You should message me if
Message me if you find any of my profile interesting enough, with the sight of some photos of me! Right? Message if you HONESTLY have intentions of trying to meet someone different and unique. Thats what this is for? NAaaaaahhhhhh, its totally to feed your ego!

I'm sure you get swarmed with creepy men. I really feel most of you women need to start messaging more! Especially take initiative to chat if you "get matched"
Its a new era of meeting new people! Take advantage, and take it on!
I mean...you did SIGN up for this and filled out a profile... so why not?