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My self-summary

I don't really understand the point of a self summary when reading my interests is probably a more accurate representation of who I am, I prefer to get to know someone via chatting, as forcing me to summarize myself will invariably end in me cracking lame jokes, and not really saying anything. There, see? Did it again, nothing said.
So if you want to know more about me, feel free to message me

Also Dr. Perry Cox is my spirit animal.
What I’m doing with my life
Bartending and studying to be a veterinary technician, but art is my true calling, I love drawing and painting, oil and pencil are my passions. I also volunteer at the local SPCA and love it.
I’m really good at
Drawing, painting, effectively camouflaging myself as a bro or hipster to infiltrate and study their odd societies.

I'm an exceptional people-watcher, and will immediately point out the most amusing people in a bar / party and make outrageous assumptions about them, yes, I might be a horrible person.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm taller than average, and am usually the one making the lamest jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, The Dresden Files, Wicked, Son of a Witch, The Sirens of Titan, Breakfast of Champions, Bluebeard, Cat's Cradle, Les Miserables, Sphere, Slaughterhouse Five, Timequake, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Foundation, Ishmael, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, honestly this list could go on for miles, I have my own personal library.

Movies: Serenity, Les Miserables, Oh Brother Where Art Thou?, Drive, District 9, Grandma's Boy, Watchmen, WALL-E, Death at a Funeral, Donnie Darko, Being John Malkovich, Ace Ventura 1&2, Return of the King, Vanilla Sky, Children of Men, Garden State, Kung Pow, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Dogma, Fight Club, Jurassic Park, Return of the Jedi, Boondock Saints, Big Fish, Adaptation, Anchorman, Gladiator, Pan's Labyrinth, Across the Universe, Dawn of the Dead, Sweeney Todd, Up.

TV Shows: Doctor Who, Top Gear, Game of Thrones, Louie, Arrested Development, Breakout Kings, Prison Break, Blue Mountain State, Community, Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Dexter, Scrubs, Supernatural, Weeds, Band of Brothers, Firefly, Cowboy Bebop, Invader Zim, South Park, Angry Beavers, The Venture Brothers, Wilfred

Music: The Gaslight Anthem, Anamanaguchi, Theory of a Deadman, Talain Rayne, Imagine Dragons, My Darkest Days, Shinedown, Metric, Sixx A.M., The National, Dropkick Murphys, Pistol Annies, The Pretty Reckless, Florida Georgia Line, Childish Gambino, Bon Iver, Fun., Gaelic Storm, The Pogues, Flogging Molly, Mumford and Sons, Barenaked Ladies, Eels, O.A.R., Josh Ritter, Darius Rucker, Rise Against, Tenacious D, Eric Clapton, Sufjan Stevens, Breaking Benjamin, Rev Theory, Iron & Wine, The Shins, Daft Punk, The Mountain Goats, Fuel, CCR, Imogen Heap, Simon and Garfunkel, Regina Spektor, Toni Childs, Nickel Creek, Led Zeppelin, Jack Johnson, Jeremy Kay, Pink Floyd, Theory of a Deadman.....pretty much everything except for death metal, country music has been seeping into my life and its distressing me.

Food: Anything japanese, indian, and especially Irish.
Six things I could never do without
This section completely sucks, but if I really have to answer it, fine, here are my stupidly superficial answers.

-My convertible
-My dog, my cats, and my iguana.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Insert generic "The future and my family." statement here so I seem socially adjusted.

Oh and anything Neil deGrasse Tyson talks about.
(Edit: Cosmos has reaffirmed my belief that Neil is a national treasure.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually drawing / reading if nothing else comes up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a Cleveland sports fan, yes, I know, I get "I'm sorry." on a weekly basis.
You should message me if
You want to talk to someone who likes making people laugh, enjoys good conversation, and has an open mind. Also I'm not easily offended, so don't be too hesitant.

Also poly people turn me off, don't message me if you think multiple relationships are okay, you're not someone I want to be involved with, just accept it, I've gotten many negative messages about the topic.
The two of us