32Roswell, United States
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My self-summary
I like to laugh at everything. But I can also be kind of monotone.

I'm a little, what do they call it when girls are awkward... quirky! Let's say I'm quirky. But I'm also fun. Or so I'm told. I mean, I'd hang out with me.
What I’m doing with my life
I make up the news.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, wearing short shorts, sleeping, causing a ruckus, playing Mario Kart, hugging, watching tv, drinking cheap beer, having asthma, finding your stuff, losing my stuff, being a bro, knowing all the lyrics to songs, proofreading your stupid resume, picking up cats, and tons of other stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
The weird faces I make.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I mostly read nonfiction, usually from the psychology section. I also love a good memoir and I'm really into humorous essays.

I like bands like Vampire Weekend, the Decemberists, The Kills, and Arcade Fire. I will always be a huge Hole fan. Sleater-Kinney's reunion is magical.
Also having a love affair with Lana del Rey. Thao and the get down stay down is my favorite band though.

I like to eat tacos and macaroni and cheese.

My favorite show is Breaking Bad. And I watch shitty reality shows like Hell's Kitchen, The Biggest Loser and Project Runway. I'm also into Mad Men, House of Cards, Doctor Who, Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, Hannibal, Buffy, south park, futurama, Downton Abbey, sons of anarchy, American horror story, etc.

I don't really watch movies much because ain't nobody got time for that. Unless it's a good documentary. I will make time for that.
Six things I could never do without
1. My music collection.
2. My TV shows.
3. My phone.
4. My book collection.
5. The internet. I basically just am the internet by now.
6. Conversations.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
parties, karaoke, Nintendo, laidback bars
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My last name isn't really Awesome.
You should message me if
you hate getting replies.
The two of us