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My self-summary
Picture the vanity Jenna Maroney, the attitude of Gregory House, the arrogance of Don Draper, the fashion sense of the Joker and the humor of April Ludgate.
What I’m doing with my life
Professional ne'er do well.
I’m really good at
Character impressions, obscure movie and television quotes, Halo 2, cooking, shopping, and wearing the perfectly balanced ensemble.
The first things people usually notice about me
My amazing hair, mood ring, punk nails, flip flops, iPhone, and sarcastic attitude.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Lord of the Rings, I am Legend, The Silmarillion, The Frog King, Cloud Atlas, The Forever War, Childhood's End, Harry Potter, everything by David Sedaris and Chuck Palahniuk.

Movies - The Social Network, Batman Begins, True Grit, The Fellowship of the Ring, The Dark Knight, Empire of the Sun, Master and Commander, Fight Club, Mulan, Garden State, The Prestige, There Will be Blood, Fantastic Mr. Fox, The Big Lebowski, The Master.

T.V. - Archer, Mad Men, The Walking Dead, Frisky Dingo, Bob's Burgers, Cowboy Bebop, American Dad, The Simpsons (up to season 9), FMA: Brotherhood, Parks and Rec, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Lost, 30 Rock, FLCL, Battlestar Galactica, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Venture Brothers.

Music - Stars, Amy Winehouse, Modest Mouse, Wye Oak, Phoenix, Matt & Kim, Daft Punk, Voxtrot, Eminem, Death Cab for Cutie, Kaskade, Lady Gaga, Benny Benassi, Her Space Holiday, The Devil Makes Three.

Food - Italian, Mexican, Thai.
Six things I could never do without
Music, showers, sunglasses, my hoard of memento moris, hoodies and fuck you flip flops.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The zombie uprising, the terrible job market, why I'm always able to find terrific jackets but no other pieces of clothing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Chasing cars. Like a dog.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I convert scenes from films and tv to mp3s, put them on my iPhone, memorize them and recite them to myself. Plus I'm trans, I'm just starting out, so if you have problem with that don't message me. I dress androgynously most of the time unless the mood strikes me to go out femme. But I still the contend the memorizing of movie scenes is more private.
You should message me if
You're the son or daughter of a Stonecutter or you're not part of the conspiracy involving the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, that are forcing us to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.
The two of us