I like my coffee black
My whiskey neat
My beer crafty, and
My men clever
I have a knack for parallel parking in absurdly tight spots.
Out-decibeling a brass section. If you're impressed by that you may be too nerdy to date me.
So I'm assuming that's the nicest, non-predatory compliment folks can give about my appearance.
Books: Steinbeck, Huxley, Hesse, Bellow, Dante Alighieri, Shakespeare, Austen, Sedaris, Téa Obreht, Gregory David Roberts, Allende, Eugenides, Shel Silverstein, Federico García Lorca
TV: Peaky Blinders, House of Cards, Louis CK, Chewing Gum, Narcos- and more. I desperately miss Jon Stewart and the Colbert Report. Love me some Anthony Bourdain.
Music: From Shostakovich, Beethoven, Bach, and Mahler, to Dave Brubeck Quartet, Ella Fitzgerald, Sarah Vaughan, and Thelonious Monk, and then to The Stones, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Janis Joplin, and Jimi Hendrix. I've been known to bust-out a mean Amy Winehouse impression when well-lubricated with my favorite libation (sshhh, Don't tell). I'm a musician. Like, an honest-to-god, real one! I could talk shop all day with like-minded friends; but man, do I find "those" musicians boring as all hell! Basically, I love the really good stuff- musically speaking, and generally in life.
Food: Is it spicy? Can I make it spicy? How spicy can I make it? Put a runny egg on just about anything and I'm a happy lady. Pork is a divine, holy beast. Often, the poorer the country, the richer the food- think about it.
Movies: Honestly, I feel like Hollywood is just a whole lot of white people circle-jerking each other. That said, I do love the classics like Casablanca and Rebel Without a Cause. I love documentaries cause I'm a huge nerd. I could make a longer list- but aren't we both exhausted by now?
Did you even read all that?! Jesus, I hope not.
The Music I love
Great Food and Drink
NPR- yep. As white as I wanna be.
Airplanes and current passport
My sense of humor
I think that was technically 8 things. Oh well.
•How to be a better musician, teacher, leader, friend, family member, and human being.
•Puns in general. I was going to try to come up with a clever and sexy one, here. Butt, fuck it.
1) I completely severed my foot from my body, had it surgically reattached, and now have full function of that foot. Modern medical science is a miracle, I tell ya.
2) I had the great pleasure of meeting President Obama not once-but twice.
3) I debuted at Carnegie Hall at age 16.
•You're a renaissance man. I have a weakness for those.
•You think you can make me ugly laugh-the kind where wheezing is involuntary.
•You're a liberal. Social Democrat of the Bernie Sanders variety strongly preferred. Libertarians need not apply. You must be a voting, conscientious, decently political liberal. Otherwise it just ain't gunna work out-trust me.
•You enjoy a day at the museum, and a night at the symphony or opera.
•You understand that dogs are superior to cats, baseball is superior to football, and Andrea Bocelli and "the phantom of the opera" have about as much to do with opera as "Christian Science" has to do with Einstein and Hawking.