Walking/crossing the line between funny and offensive
Burying metal objects that say get a life
I regularly feed my TV addiction with Netflix and HBO. West Wing and the Office are my favorite shows, followed by Shameless, Parks and Rec, the Wire, Stranger Things and Louie.
I also like books, music and food. Nom nom nom.
A sense of humor
Car (traffic a bitch tho amirite)
Counting to six
Also why it's fashionable for guys to wear something that chokes them, why people who are "pro-life" are usually for the death penalty, why you're not supposed to end a sentence with a preposition and bad puns. But mostly the first thing.