If you're still reading at this point... what the heck is wrong with you?! I wouldn't read this crap this far myself!
But if you are still reading this then you probably have a great sense of humor, or you have a fetish for mindnumbingly boring guys with apparent self esteem issues (not really the case but you'll see what I mean if we end up chatting). If you have either of these, then congratulations! You just hit the jackpot, baby.
Now, about me:
Simple guy, not afraid to poke fun at self (but would rather poke fun at everyone else). Would describe self as introspective but societal definitions may include "introverted", "socially awkward", and "most likely to end up a serial killer".
(Last point quite possibly an inappropriate joke, thus proving the definition of "socially awkward".)
Hobbies include writing, reading, and being unattractively dull. Only known personality quirk aside from penchant for self deprecating humour and low self esteem include honesty, which may sometimes be misinterpreted as sarcasm.
A cynic to the bitter end, but looking for that special someone to prove me wrong and make me feel terribly miserable about being wrong where life and love are concerned, because misery loves company.
Movies: Horror, action flicks. All time favorites? Probably The Dark Knight, followed by The Avengers, and then probably a tie between The Dark Knight Rises and Iron Man. Yes, I'm a comic geek.
Music: Alternative rock, and maybe some mainstream. Nirvana, The Cure, RHCP, Shaman's Harvest, Alter Bridge, Pennywise, etc. Anything that isn't Kpop, Jpop, or Justin Bieber, I'll probably like. Maybe.
#2: Water. Another duh.
#3: Food. See above.
#4: Humor. Because life without a sense of humor to get you laughing is a life I'd rather forfeit.
#5: Technology. I'm a technophile. Can't do without my tech. Unless you distract me with #6.
#6: Sex. Not gonna lie. I'm a guy. It's ingrained. Preprogrammed. I can't fight millennia of genetic encoding. Asking a guy to not include "sex" in any Top (number) list is like asking a typical woman if she doesn't love shoes.