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My self-summary
Most guys will make it a point to tell you how awesome they are. I won't. In fact I'll tell you that you probably shouldn't waste your time reading any further than this, because I'm the guy no one picked for their team back in school. Yeah, you heard me. Not even the LAST guy picked. How sad is that?

If you're still reading at this point... what the heck is wrong with you?! I wouldn't read this crap this far myself!

But if you are still reading this then you probably have a great sense of humor, or you have a fetish for mindnumbingly boring guys with apparent self esteem issues (not really the case but you'll see what I mean if we end up chatting). If you have either of these, then congratulations! You just hit the jackpot, baby.

Now, about me:

Simple guy, not afraid to poke fun at self (but would rather poke fun at everyone else). Would describe self as introspective but societal definitions may include "introverted", "socially awkward", and "most likely to end up a serial killer".

(Last point quite possibly an inappropriate joke, thus proving the definition of "socially awkward".)

Hobbies include writing, reading, and being unattractively dull. Only known personality quirk aside from penchant for self deprecating humour and low self esteem include honesty, which may sometimes be misinterpreted as sarcasm.

A cynic to the bitter end, but looking for that special someone to prove me wrong and make me feel terribly miserable about being wrong where life and love are concerned, because misery loves company.
What I’m doing with my life
Absolutely fuck all.
I’m really good at
...being terribly not serious.
The first things people usually notice about me
How incredibly frowny I am. And unattractive. Like the poor man's Zach Galifianakis. And I mean hobo poor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: Burn Notice, CSI, Sherlock, The Mentalist... basically any intellectual crime drama and I'll probably like it. Oh, and stand up comedy. And Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.

Movies: Horror, action flicks. All time favorites? Probably The Dark Knight, followed by The Avengers, and then probably a tie between The Dark Knight Rises and Iron Man. Yes, I'm a comic geek.

Music: Alternative rock, and maybe some mainstream. Nirvana, The Cure, RHCP, Shaman's Harvest, Alter Bridge, Pennywise, etc. Anything that isn't Kpop, Jpop, or Justin Bieber, I'll probably like. Maybe.
Six things I could never do without
#1: Air. Specifically oxygen. Duh. Stupid question.
#2: Water. Another duh.
#3: Food. See above.
#4: Humor. Because life without a sense of humor to get you laughing is a life I'd rather forfeit.
#5: Technology. I'm a technophile. Can't do without my tech. Unless you distract me with #6.
#6: Sex. Not gonna lie. I'm a guy. It's ingrained. Preprogrammed. I can't fight millennia of genetic encoding. Asking a guy to not include "sex" in any Top (number) list is like asking a typical woman if she doesn't love shoes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How terribly mundane everything is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Bored. Mind-numbingly bored.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
How people really should be glad of the fact that I'm never motivated enough to act on my less than desirable (read: psychotic) urges.
You should message me if
...you're tired of hot, beach-bod guys looking like they stepped out of a fragrance ad. If you're looking for absolute mediocrity, I'm your guy. Maybe.
The two of us