Also, spit roast ;)
Fellas. I'm sure you're very charming. Keep trying your witticisms, maybe one of these days you'll stumble across something original. Not likely. But nevertheless, I'm not really looking for you. There are plenty of you everywhere else in life. Honestly I'm here for the ladies, for those who want to try a few things, who want to explore their bi side, who are also young and attractive. If you don't fit this category, save your winks. Thanks.