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My self-summary
I'm made of human stuff, and I find everything hilarious. Been around the world.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing, making music, singing, making films! Also moonlighting as a unicorn breeder.
I’m really good at
- Life
- Digression
- Turning phrases
- Making sounds with my mouth
- Selecting the perfect song for any moment
- Self-amusement
- Walking
- Writing lists of things I'm good at without getting bored and losing inter
The first things people usually notice about me
My ankles. I've got totally ripped ankles.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I could spend weeks on this and still not be done with it, so I'm going to give you the basics:

I love Buffy. The Wire is the best TV show ever made. Dreams by The Cranberries is my second favourite song. I love crime/thrillers and horror films; The Silence Of The Lambs is both my favourite book and film. George Carlin was as inspiring as he was hilarious. I eat a fairly strict diet in order to maintain my pomposity.
Six things I could never do without
Air, water, food, sleep, music and sex. Not always in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Butterflies, bunnies, bubbles, Buffy and alliteration. Also not always in that order.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something atypical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I know that this might sound a little 'out there', but when I shower, I'm almost always naked.
You should message me if
You can tolerate mass amounts of awesomeness.

Also, if you enjoy real music.

Or if you're a film buff!

And definitely if you like Buffy!
The two of us