30Medicine Hat, Canada
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My self-summary
How would you like to watch a chick flick?

Because I wouldn't. They are SO predictable. Cuddling is good though, so if you're set on 2 hours of eye-estrogen, you'd better be a good little spoon.

I'm good at cooking, debates, fitness, and have figured out woman logic. I'm a cat whisperer (dogs were too easy).

If you're not boring, ditzy, or airheaded, talk to me. You won't not be impressed.
What I’m doing with my life
I work as a manager, taking a master's degree in business administration, and I'm taking any opportunity to have fun along the way!
I’m really good at
Exercising. I'm registered as a personal trainer! I don't use my certification to train others much, but I enjoy the knowledge. I'm also good at writing, Jeopardy, sports, amateur photography, and eating.
The first things people usually notice about me
Depends on who you are. Generally tall people notice that I'm short! Haha. If you're not Shaquille O'Neil, you'll probably notice my body. I've been called a "Mini Hulk" or similar names before.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: More Joy: An Advanced Guide to Solo Sex (Harold Litten).

Movies: The Notebook (in your dreams, maybe).

Shows: Undefeatable (1993). See ya.

Music: Only songs with the saxophone. That's it. No saxophone, no likey.

Food: A delicious blend of grass from a lawnmower, some tourist pamphlets, and the finest olive oil to make a salad. Just that one dish, and my own cooking (of course).
Six things I could never do without
- Chocolate Milk
- Hugs
- My mom
- Reincarnation. No literally, you wouldn't live without it.
- Counting to 6.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to make right now awesome, and then doing that thing I thought about. It never ends.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wearing short skirts and going rollerblading. Duh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Another guy in the city has the exact same name as me. First, middle, AND last. He's the same age as me (his birthday is a month earlier than mine). BUT WAIT, there's more! He was in my science class in high school. One time in this class, I received a failing mark on an exam. I told the teacher there must have been a mixup, but she didn't believe me! I remember it like it was yesterday. Science 10. We were learning the elements. I had that shit on lockdown! Still do. Chemistry is my bitch. Anyway, it turned out that she actually DID screw up my mark, was given bonus marks for the error, and I lived happily ever after.
You should message me if
- You are a girl
- You have an IQ of at least 140
- You speak 14 languages or more
- You have blonde hair and blue eyes but are not Aryan.
- You can smell what the Rock is cooking. Seriously. Does anybody know? I bet he's a good cook.
The two of us