Transplant from Southern CA to Henderson NV. Looking for some adventure/drinking buddies.
I am extremely blunt and honest with many things that come out of my brain box, so if you aren't used to it I apologize.
-Anyone that starts off their profile with, "I'm super sarcastic and funny!" is a fucking liar.
-If you like whiskey, pizza and hiking we will more than likely get along.
-"You're" and "your", please know the difference.
-The whitest "Mexican" you'll ever know
-People watching is a pass-time of mine.
-I have a fascination with lawn gnomes.
-Feet are fucking disgusting.
Someone should show me new hiking trails...just saying.
But then again I don't read minds and would rather not ask.
Movies: Drop Dead Fred is by far the beees knees in my opinion that and Labyrinth, Back to the Future 1/2/3, Dark Crystal, American History X, Any sort of Alien or Predator movie, Hard Candy, Amelie, Spun, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Star Wars, Eternal Sunshine, Garden State and The Science of Sleep.
Music is a completely different story as well, I like mostly everything but country, techno & top 40 shit
PIZZAAA, pizza...pizza? Did I mention I like pizza?
What's a salad? That leafy green stuff? Is it covered in 5 kinds of cheese and bacon? No thanks then...I'll just take the heart attack on a plate...oh wait, I mean the 4 cheese hamburger with extra bacon, can I get that all deep fried?
-Good 'Merican Whiskey
-Counting past 6
*The god part is a joke, I'm poking fun at the people who put that there*
But I could also be painting or recording...stop giving me stupid subjects to make people base their opinion on me from what I say! Damn websites.
p.s. If you aren't slightly outdoorsy we probably wont work out because I'm usually hiking, camping or backpacking every weekend.