27 Henderson, United States
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My self-summary
Just moved from Southern CA to Henderson NV. Looking for some adventure/drinking buddies.

IG: whiskeyadventures
Snapchat: randytheesavage

I am extremely blunt and honest with many things that come out of my brain box, so if you aren't used to it I apologize.

-Anyone that starts off their profile with, "I'm super sarcastic and funny!" is a fucking liar.
-If you like whiskey, pizza and hiking we will more than likely get along.
-"You're" and "your", please know the difference.
-Left handed
-The whitest "Mexican" you'll ever know
-People watching is a pass-time of mine.
-I have a fascination with lawn gnomes.
-Feet are fucking disgusting.
What I’m doing with my life
Exploring my new home and making money so I can move again.

Someone should show me new hiking trails...just saying.
I’m really good at
Stealing candy from small children and invading the minds of my foes with one hand tied behind my back
The first things people usually notice about me
Well although I am well aware that I am not very tall for a guy, people still feel the need to remind me of how short I am. *sighs* As if I've lived for 25 years of my life and never realized this fact.

But then again I don't read minds and would rather not ask.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Jack London books, Anything Poe related, Slaughter house V, The Giver, 1984, Storm of the century and whatever else strikes my interest

Movies: Drop Dead Fred is by far the beees knees in my opinion that and Labyrinth, Back to the Future 1/2/3, Dark Crystal, American History X, Any sort of Alien or Predator movie, Hard Candy, Amelie, Spun, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Star Wars, Eternal Sunshine, Garden State and The Science of Sleep.

Music is a completely different story as well, I like mostly everything but country, techno & top 40 shit

PIZZAAA, pizza...pizza? Did I mention I like pizza?

What's a salad? That leafy green stuff? Is it covered in 5 kinds of cheese and bacon? No thanks then...I'll just take the heart attack on a plate...oh wait, I mean the 4 cheese hamburger with extra bacon, can I get that all deep fried?
The six things I could never do without
-Good 'Merican Whiskey
-Dumb people
-Counting past 6

*The god part is a joke, I'm poking fun at the people who put that there*
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Traveling around the world in a winnebago, whether or not I am going to be on tv tomorrow, if I am on tv tomorrow would my grandmother be watching it, why is she watching the tv when she should be making tasty food for 36 grand kids, how many children can fit inside a telephone booth, do animals have souls, if so do they have their own separate heaven and hell, what kind of a dog would Satan or God be, if there is a parallel dimension where I am a tall black man, why do aliens come 47389472389278920 light years just to anal probe us......and I can keep on all day about the ideas and thoughts in my brain haha
On a typical Friday night I am
Normally inviting some friends over for drinks and a bonfire in my backyard while I am cooking tasty delights that only the likes of myself can come up with.

But I could also be painting or recording...stop giving me stupid subjects to make people base their opinion on me from what I say! Damn websites.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The holocaust is what Chuck Norris did for a klondike bar...true story.
You should message me if
You actually read or at the very least skimmed through my profile, think that pizza, whiskey and History channel sounds like a great night or enjoy hikes as much as I do and would like to go on an adventure.

p.s. If you type "LyK3 d!$", don't bother with your 9th grade education I like them somewhat nerdy.