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My self-summary
California drought refugee working for the man. I brave metro daily, which is always an adventure but still beats driving. A sizable portion of my time is spent scouring the city for piecemeal items - the handful of things that Trader Joe's just doesn't sell. Once I find something that I like then there is no substitute.
What I’m doing with my life
"Did you turn it off and back on again?"

Yes, I work in IT. Yes, I work in the basement. Yes, turning your computer all the way off and then powering it back on does actually fixes things. No, I don't always know why, because it's magic.
I’m really good at
Movie references
Being politely condescending
Drinking coffee
Waiting for my turn to speak
Getting excited about things that no one else has noticed
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Three Musketeers, Being There, Brave New World, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Cat's Cradle, Down and out in Paris and London
-Books that are perhaps more relevant now than when they were written

The Road Warrior, Wreck-it Ralph, The Host, Iron Sky, La Femme Nikita, Die Hard, Moon, Robocop (1987), Inglorious Bastards, The Kingsmen, Jurassic Park, The Iron Giant, Dirty Harry, Pacific Rim, Starship Troopers, Mad Max Fury Road, A Room With a View, O Brother Where Art Thou?, The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974)
-Movies that are fun, are easy to watch, and that show me something new each time I see them, especially if they have killer sound tracks

Fargo, American Horror Story: Asylum, Life on Mars, Luke Cage, Rick and Morty
-Heroes don't exist without villains

I listen to music, I eat food, I drink beer. I have strong opinions and care deeply about these too, just not as much as I care about stories
Six things I could never do without
Rain, green things, snow boots, stick shift, French roast and bread
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How bringing a lunch from home is hurting my social standing in the workplace. Whether or not I need another cup of coffee. What is wrong with my bicycle this week
You should message me if
You wear comfortable shoes
The two of us