32 Washington, United States
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My self-summary
Migrating clockwise around the DMV, I'm currently holed up walking distance from Eastern Market, which is not an accident. At work or not I get by making movie references, beer recommendations and failing to deescalate heated political discussions. Depending on what's needed I can find a way to agree with you or to disagree with you
What I’m doing with my life
"Did you turn it off and back on again?"

When I'm not going to work I try to stay out of my car- which right now means more walking. I used to ride my bike everywhere but is it just me or are the pot holes getting much worse?
I’m really good at
Picking the best thing on the menu
Movie references
Convincing people I am an expert on any topic in three sentences or less
Fixing things
Explaining how I fix things in either a polite and reassuring manner or a dismissive and condescending one. Which one you get depends on whether or not you're an asshole.
Drinking coffee
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Three Musketeers, Being There, Brave New World
-Absurd, dystopian, character driven

The Scarlet Letter, Catcher in the Rye, Lolita, The Plague

The Road Warrior, Wreck-it Ralph, The Host, Iron Sky, La Femme Nikita, Die Hard, Moon, Robocop (1987), Inglorious Bastards, The Kingsmen, Jurassic Park, The Iron Giant, Dirty Harry, Pacific Rim, Starship Troopers, Mad Max Fury Road
-A mix between mainstream action movies and cult/ independent thrillers. The hero is not required to speak much (I'm counting the T-Rex as the hero of Jurassic Park)

King Kong (2005), Star Trek: Into Darkness, This is the End, Syriana, Jurassic World, The Force Awakens, Pulp Fiction
-A movie is a balance between two main forces: A plot (what is included) and editing (what is NOT included). Explosions and dialog are both important but must be necessary or relevant

Fargo, American Horror Story: Asylum, Life on Mars, the Americans, Cowboy Beebop

I listen to music, I eat food. Both factor into whether or not I will return to a given pub
The six things I could never do without
Rain, green things, snow boots, stick shift, French roast and bread
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How bringing a lunch from home is hurting my social standing in the workplace. Whether or not I need another cup of coffee. What is wrong with my bicycle this week
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually a friend is hosting a casual get together, or sometimes a friend from the west coast happens to be in a not too far city giving me an excuse to jump in the car and skip town entirely
You should message me if
You have opinions but aren't afraid of other peoples, know what a pale ale is supposed to taste like, own a bicycle and know how to use it,