RawToast
27 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
Too busy with school to keep up with this consistently. Will still check messages periodically. For short version of profile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tUX4tQ6m7U

Whenever I read a profile that professes a love for "adventure" and "staying active", I feel like I'm browsing a retirement home brochure.

Why is it so much easier to make small talk on the bathroom line than at the bar?
What I’m doing with my life
Quit my paralegal job in the Fall to go to law school. Having a surprisingly good time, but also very interested in meeting people who don't go to law school.

My main interest is environmental law. If you want to talk about biodiversity, cap and trade, invasive species, and climate change, let me know. Otherwise, we can totally just watch cartoons together. Either is fine with me.

In my free time I like to read, cook, browse wikipedia, woodwork (poorly), and maintain my indoor/outdoor aquaponic vegetable garden.
I’m really good at
Cooking, backpacking, programming, writing, day drinking with friends.
Trying to wear a shirt as underwear in a state of severe late night exhaustion.

I'm also pretty good at coming up with insufferable puns.

Q: Why did the apostle quit his NGO internship?
A: He didn't want to work for a non-prophet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Environmental policy. Plants I want (all of them).

I have some hobbies that I am embarrassingly involved with. It's not like a sex thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either cooking and drinking with friends, or drinking with friends.
You should message me if
Your life is busy enough to be interesting but free enough to hang out sometime.

You want to get to know each other well enough to progress from having each other in our phones as "[first name] OKC" to "[first name] [last name]".

You want to go to the zoo and see which animals are susceptible to yawn empathy.
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