RawToast
27Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
I am a middle schooler sitting on the shoulders of another middle schooler under a giant trench coat, just trying to stumble my way through law school.

For short version of profile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tUX4tQ6m7U

I have a really low match rating with OKC ad bots.

Whenever I read a profile that professes a love for "adventure" and "staying active", I feel like I'm browsing a retirement home brochure.

Why is it so much easier to make small talk on the bathroom line than at the bar?

Sometimes I let my friends swipe for me.
What I’m doing with my life
Having a surprisingly good time at law school, but also very interested in meeting people who don't go to law school.

My main interest is environmental law. If you want to talk about biodiversity, cap and trade, invasive species, and climate change, let me know. Otherwise, we can totally just watch cartoons together. Either is fine with me.

In my free time I like to read, cook, browse wikipedia, woodwork (poorly), and maintain my indoor/outdoor aquaponic vegetable garden.

Feeling very neglected on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bedbathandbees
I’m really good at
Cooking, backpacking, programming, writing, day drinking with friends.
Trying to wear a shirt as underwear in a state of severe late night exhaustion.

I'm also pretty good at coming up with insufferable puns.

Q: Why did the apostle quit his NGO internship?
A: He didn't want to work for a non-prophet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Completely normal things.

Environmental policy.

I have some hobbies that I am embarrassingly involved with. It's not like a sex thing.

Polyamorous couples are rad (if you're in one, don't hesitate to message!), but why do they always have the longest profiles in the world?
On a typical Friday night I am
Either cooking and drinking with friends, or drinking with friends.
You should message me if
NON-DISPOSITIVE:
You have an interest in any type of environmental issue

You want to get to know each other well enough to progress from having each other in our phones as "[first name] OKC" to "[first name] [last name]".

DISPOSITIVE:
You believe the US criminal justice system should be more lenient and rehabilitation-oriented.

Your life is busy enough to be interesting but free enough to hang out sometime.

You want to go to the zoo and see which animals are susceptible to yawn empathy.
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