Whenever I read a profile that professes a love for "adventure" and "staying active", I feel like I'm browsing a retirement home brochure.
My main interest is environmental law. If you want to talk about biodiversity, cap and trade, invasive species, and climate change, let me know. Otherwise, we can totally just watch cartoons together. Either is fine with me.
In my free time I like to read, cook, browse wikipedia, woodwork (poorly), and maintain my indoor/outdoor aquaponic vegetable garden.
I'm also pretty good at coming up with insufferable puns.
Q: Why did the apostle quit his NGO internship?
A: He didn't want to work for a non-prophet.
I have some hobbies that I am embarrassingly involved with. It's not like a sex thing.
You want to get to know each other well enough to progress from having each other in our phones as "[first name] OKC" to "[first name] [last name]".