I am demisexual panromantic. I'm gender fluid. I am attracted to androgyny and chubby, nerdy men and woman. I like intelligent, humorous, and unique people. Tattoos and piercings are a plus but not required.
I'm plus sized. Or in other words: I'm fat. I normally wouldn't put this in my profile but people are shallow. And I guess you can't tell from my pics. I feel like I have to spread my legs and let you people look inside me before you're satisfied. Telling me I'm pretty for a big girl is not a compliment. I go to the gym several times a week. I'm seeing a nutritionist. So I guess you can say things are starting to get pretty serious.
I am not your sex doll or your punching bag. I'm not a stepping stone. I'm not here for you to use and abuse till something better comes along. I deserve better.
I love 420. 420 is life. It would be nice to have someone to smoke with. Getting high with your partner is a wonderful experience. Let's take a trip together on some shrooms. :)
I am open to friendship. I believe that you can never have too many friends. :)
I am NOT looking for FWB, hook-ups, one night stands or to be your "third." I don't mingle with married people when their intention is to cheat on their spouse. I'm not a home wrecker.
I'm looking for that person that makes it feel like Christmas morning every time I see them.
Improving my mind, body.....and soul?
Seeking the tri-force.
Questing for the one ring.
I want to teach myself to play the ukulele and the ocarina. Yes, I know. I am a geek.
Traveling to new places and going on ADVENTURES!!
Learning to get out of my head and relax. Not take things so seriously. Not letting people get to me. Enjoy the life that was given to me and making the most of it.
Quoting movies and song lyrics. I have song lyrics and poetry floating around in my head constantly. I just don't put it on paper. I have been told I could be a writer. Just never pursued that.
Pretending that I'm really good at adulting.
Making fart noises with my hands.
Annoying the fuck out of you.
I get bouncy and clap like a five year old when I get excited. Especially when you surprise me with a blunt or a snack. Lol
Just walk away
When it's over
And my heart breaks
And the cracks begin to show...
I like books I just can't sit still long enough to read one like I used to. I do have a Poppy Z. Brite collection.
As far as movies go, I can sit and watch anything. I do have an odd taste in films. I like to watch the cheesy B rated films. I LOVE old school sci-fi and horror flicks. And I like to look for the films that all have something in common. For instance, I once looked for all the films that Tangerine Dream did the music for. Why? Cause Tangerine Dream fucking owns. Thats why. And I LOVE Studio Ghibli movies.
I don't watch much tv. But when I do it is The Big Bang Theory(I <3 Sheldon) or The Walking Dead. Recently became addicted to Breaking Bad and Once Upon a Time. Ducktails, Darkwing Duck, Chip N'Dale:Rescue Rangers, Tailspin, Sword Art Online, Fairy Tail
I LOVE MUSIC. All kinds of music. But I must say that Trance is my favvy! I can sit and listen to pandora set to a trance channel allllll day.
A zombie apocalypse. I'm pretty sure that I have about a 63% chance of survival. I try to think of ways to improve that.
What I want to do with myself. I want to travel the world and go sky diving. I think of what I can do to achieve my goals.
Trying out a new recipe. I love to cook.
Exploring a new place. I love to explore. :)
Watching scary movies with my niece and nephews.
Smoking a bowl and watching cartoons.
I suck at small talk.
You promise you won't break my heart.
You want to go on an adventure.
You like to go camping and hiking.
Because you felt like it.
You liked something I said in my profile and you're intrigued and wanna know more.
You're genuinely interested in getting to know me.
You believe that chivalry is not dead.
You won't waste my time.
*DON'T* Waste my time. Im not on okcupid looking to "hook up" or whatever. This isn't craigslist people.