I am demisexual panromantic. I'm gender fluid. I am attracted to androgyny and chubby, nerdy men and woman. I like intelligent, humorous, and unique people. Tattoos and piercings are a plus but not required.
I'm plus sized. Or in other words: I'm fat. I normally wouldn't put this in my profile but people are shallow. And I guess you can't tell from my pics. I feel like I have to spread my legs and let you people look inside me before you're satisfied. Telling me I'm pretty for a big girl is not a compliment. I go to the gym several times a week.
I love 420. 420 is life.
I am open to friendship. I believe that you can never have too many friends. :)
I am NOT looking for FWB, hook-ups, one night stands or to be your "third." I don't mingle with married people when their intention is to cheat on their spouse. I'm not a home wrecker.
I want you to come home to a clean house that smells bomb. When you're having a bad day I'll have a bowl packed, a cold beer, and your favorite meal waiting for you. I wanna rub your shoulders and perform oral sex when you're stressed. Give you cuddles when a nightmare startles you awake. Your best friend and not a bitch when you wanna hang with your friends or go do your own thing. But most importantly, I want someone that would do and be the same for me.
Improving my mind, body.....and soul?
Seeking the tri-force.
Questing for the one ring.
I want to teach myself to play the ukulele and the ocarina. Yes, I know. I am a geek.
Traveling to new places and going on ADVENTURES!!!
Quoting movies and song lyrics. I have song lyrics and poetry floating around in my head constantly. I just don't put it on paper. I have been told I could be a writer. Just never pursued that.
I get bouncy and clap like a five year old when I get excited. Especially when you surprise me with a blunt or a snack. Lol
Just walk away
When it's over
And my heart breaks
And the cracks begin to show...
I like books I just can't sit still long enough to read one like I used to. I do have a Poppy Z. Brite collection.
As far as movies go, I can sit and watch anything. I do have an odd taste in films. I like to watch the cheesy B rated films. I LOVE old school sci-fi and horror flicks. And I like to look for the films that all have something in common. For instance, I once looked for all the films that Tangerine Dream did the music for. Why? Cause Tangerine Dream fucking owns. Thats why. And I LOVE Studio Ghibli movies.
I don't watch much tv. But when I do it is The Big Bang Theory(I <3 Sheldon) or The Walking Dead. Recently became addicted to Breaking Bad and Once Upon a Time. Ducktails, Darkwing Duck, Chip N'Dale:Rescue Rangers, Tailspin, Sword Art Online, Fairy Tail
I LOVE MUSIC. All kinds of music. But I must say that Trance is my favvy! I can sit and listen to pandora set to a trance channel allllll day.
A zombie apocalypse. I'm pretty sure that I have about a 63% chance of survival. I try to think of ways to improve that.
What I want to do with myself. I want to travel the world and go sky diving. I think of what I can do to achieve my goals.
Trying out a new recipe. I love to cook.
Exploring a new place. I love to explore. :)
Banging your mom.
Watching scary movies with my niece and nephews.
Smoking a bowl and watching cartoons.
I suck at small talk.
You want to go on an adventure.
You like to go camping and hiking.
Because you felt like it.
You liked something I said in my profile and you're intrigued and wanna know more.
*DON'T* Waste my time. Im not on okcupid looking to "hook up" or whatever. This isn't craigslist people.