32 Norman, United States
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My self-summary
There is no self-summary. Only Zuul.

I am demisexual panromantic. I'm gender fluid. I am attracted to androgyny and chubby, nerdy men and woman. I like intelligent, humorous, and unique people. Tattoos and piercings are a plus but not required.

I'm plus sized. Or in other words: I'm fat. I normally wouldn't put this in my profile but people are shallow. And I guess you can't tell from my pics. I feel like I have to spread my legs and let you people look inside me before you're satisfied. Telling me I'm pretty for a big girl is not a compliment. I go to the gym several times a week.

I love 420. 420 is life.

I am open to friendship. I believe that you can never have too many friends. :)

I am NOT looking for FWB, hook-ups, one night stands or to be your "third." I don't mingle with married people when their intention is to cheat on their spouse. I'm not a home wrecker.

I want you to come home to a clean house that smells bomb. When you're having a bad day I'll have a bowl packed, a cold beer, and your favorite meal waiting for you. I wanna rub your shoulders and perform oral sex when you're stressed. Give you cuddles when a nightmare startles you awake. Your best friend and not a bitch when you wanna hang with your friends or go do your own thing. But most importantly, I want someone that would do and be the same for me.
What I’m doing with my life
Doing things, learning things, making paper planes.

Improving my mind, body.....and soul?

Seeking the tri-force.

Questing for the one ring.

I want to teach myself to play the ukulele and the ocarina. Yes, I know. I am a geek.

Traveling to new places and going on ADVENTURES!!!
I’m really good at
being awesome. I excel in badassery. Im fluent in sarcasm. I win.

Quoting movies and song lyrics. I have song lyrics and poetry floating around in my head constantly. I just don't put it on paper. I have been told I could be a writer. Just never pursued that.

Being naked.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile, my eyes, my laugh, my sense of humor, and my way with words. :3

I get bouncy and clap like a five year old when I get excited. Especially when you surprise me with a blunt or a snack. Lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Leave the past behind
Just walk away
When it's over
And my heart breaks
And the cracks begin to show...

I like books I just can't sit still long enough to read one like I used to. I do have a Poppy Z. Brite collection.

As far as movies go, I can sit and watch anything. I do have an odd taste in films. I like to watch the cheesy B rated films. I LOVE old school sci-fi and horror flicks. And I like to look for the films that all have something in common. For instance, I once looked for all the films that Tangerine Dream did the music for. Why? Cause Tangerine Dream fucking owns. Thats why. And I LOVE Studio Ghibli movies.

I don't watch much tv. But when I do it is The Big Bang Theory(I <3 Sheldon) or The Walking Dead. Recently became addicted to Breaking Bad and Once Upon a Time. Ducktails, Darkwing Duck, Chip N'Dale:Rescue Rangers, Tailspin, Sword Art Online, Fairy Tail

I LOVE MUSIC. All kinds of music. But I must say that Trance is my favvy! I can sit and listen to pandora set to a trance channel allllll day.
The six things I could never do without
LOVE, friends, family, WiFi, GOOGLE <3, and fluffy animals :p *WEED* I have ptsd and I self medicate. It's more than 6 I know but it's my profile and I do what I want.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Socrates when he said "I drank what?''

A zombie apocalypse. I'm pretty sure that I have about a 63% chance of survival. I try to think of ways to improve that.

What I want to do with myself. I want to travel the world and go sky diving. I think of what I can do to achieve my goals.

Being naked.
On a typical Friday night I am
Snuggling with my favorite pillow. ;)

Trying out a new recipe. I love to cook.

Exploring a new place. I love to explore. :)

Banging your mom.

Watching scary movies with my niece and nephews.


Smoking a bowl and watching cartoons.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have freakishly small hands.

I suck at small talk.
You should message me if
You want a new friend.

You want to go on an adventure.

You like to go camping and hiking.

Because you felt like it.

You liked something I said in my profile and you're intrigued and wanna know more.

*DON'T* Waste my time. Im not on okcupid looking to "hook up" or whatever. This isn't craigslist people.