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My self-summary
There is no self-summary. Only Zuul.

I am demisexual panromantic. I'm gender fluid. I am attracted to androgyny and chubby, nerdy men and woman. I like intelligent, humorous, and unique people. Tattoos and piercings are a plus but not required.

I'm plus sized. Or in other words: I'm fat. I normally wouldn't put this in my profile but people are shallow. Telling me I'm pretty for a big girl is not a compliment. I go to the gym several times a week and I see a nutritionist twice a month.

I am not your sex doll or your punching bag. I'm not a stepping stone. I'm not here for you to use and abuse till something better comes along. I deserve better.

I love 420. 420 is life. It would be nice to have someone to smoke with. Getting high with your partner is a wonderful experience. Let's take a trip together on some shrooms. :)

I am open to friendship. I believe that you can never have too many friends. :)

I am NOT looking for FWB, hook-ups, one night stands or to be your "third." I don't mingle with married people when their intention is to cheat on their spouse. I'm not a home wrecker.

I'm looking for that person that makes it feel like Christmas morning every time I see them.

I'm really fucking awesome. I have a lot to offer in a relationship. I'm looking for the person that deserves my gifts and talents.

Communication is key! If you like me then tell me. If you just wanna be friends then tell me. If you're talking to other people then let me know so I don't cut off certain people. If you don't think anything will become of "us" then let me know so I don't sit around and catch feelings.

INFP-T if it matters.
What I’m doing with my life
Doing things, learning things, making paper planes.

Improving my mind, body.....and soul?

Seeking the tri-force.

Questing for the one ring.

I want to teach myself to play the ukulele and the ocarina. Yes, I know. I am a geek.

Traveling to new places and going on ADVENTURES!!

Learning to get out of my head and relax. Not take things so seriously. Not letting people get to me. Enjoying the life that was given to me and living it to the fullest.

I've recently started the enrollment process at occc.
I’m really good at
being awesome. I excel in badassery. Im fluent in sarcasm. I win.

Quoting movies and song lyrics. I have song lyrics and poetry floating around in my head constantly. I just don't put it on paper. I have been told I could be a writer. Just never pursued that.

Pretending that I'm really good at adulting.

Making fart noises with my hands.

Annoying the fuck out of you.

The first things people usually notice about me
My smile, my eyes, my laugh, my sense of humor, and my way with words. :3

I get bouncy and clap like a five year old when I get excited. Especially when you surprise me with a blunt or a snack. Lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Leave the past behind
Just walk away
When it's over
And my heart breaks
And the cracks begin to show...

I like books I just can't sit still long enough to read one like I used to. I do have a Poppy Z. Brite collection.

As far as movies go, I can sit and watch anything. I do have an odd taste in films. I like to watch the cheesy B rated films. I LOVE old school sci-fi and horror flicks. And I like to look for the films that all have something in common. For instance, I once looked for all the films that Tangerine Dream did the music for. Why? Cause Tangerine Dream fucking owns. Thats why. And I LOVE Studio Ghibli movies.

I don't watch much tv. But when I do it is The Big Bang Theory(I <3 Sheldon) or The Walking Dead. Recently became addicted to Breaking Bad and Once Upon a Time. Ducktails, Darkwing Duck, Chip N'Dale:Rescue Rangers, Tailspin, Sword Art Online, Fairy Tail

I LOVE MUSIC. All kinds of music. But I must say that Trance is my favvy! I can sit and listen to pandora set to a trance channel allllll day.
Six things I could never do without
LOVE, friends, family, WiFi, GOOGLE <3, and fluffy animals :p *cannabis* I self medicate. It's more than 6, I know. But it's my profile and I do what I want. :P
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Socrates when he said "I drank what?''

A zombie apocalypse. I'm pretty sure that I have about a 63% chance of survival. I try to think of ways to improve that.

What I want to do with myself. I want to travel the world and go sky diving. I think of what I can do to achieve my goals.
On a typical Friday night I am
Snuggling with my favorite pillow. ;)

Trying out a new recipe. I love to cook.

Exploring a new place. I love to explore. :)

Watching scary movies with my niece and nephews.

Smoking a bowl and watching cartoons.


Doing dabs and having joygasms.

Doing whatever the fuck I want.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have freakishly small hands.

I suck at small talk.

I'm an empath. I feel what others are feeling. It can be extremely exhausting. I'm learning how to cope with it and treat it as a gift instead of a curse. I feel things deeply as well.
You should message me if
You are serious about finding someone.

You promise you won't break my heart.

You want to go on an adventure.

You like to go camping and hiking.

Because you felt like it.

You liked something I said in my profile and you're intrigued and wanna know more.

You're genuinely interested in getting to know me.

You believe that chivalry is not dead.

You won't waste my time.

You won't take advantage of my kindness or generosity.

You are not a fuck boy.

*DON'T* Waste my time. Im not on okcupid looking to "hook up" or whatever. This isn't craigslist people.
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