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My self-summary
Disclaimer* A while back my friend made this profile for me. It began with copying and pasting his profile to mine. Some things were tweaked, other things were left alone. I am not going to rewrite history, and believe in the adage that a picture is worth a thousand words. In this case, I have attached plenty of profile pics along with my instagram. Talk travel, it never gets old
What I’m doing with my life
Self employed, working for the government. If I told you anymore, you'd be jealous.
I’m really good at
Thumb war, racquetball, sleeping, goldeneye, digging holes in the sand, long walks on the beach, biting my nails, and saving lives.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I used to be on Baywatch....no seriously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: No easy day, catcher in the rye, fodor's (wherever i'm going to next).

Movies: american psycho, zoolander, v for vendetta, step brothers, wedding crashers, into the wild, american history x, shawshank redemption, the never ending story, spread, jackass, bambi, austin powers (lots of puns), hangover, anchorman, too many to list.

shows: amazing race, seinfeld, myth busters, tosh.0, all that, are you afraid of the dark, doug, mad tv, legends of the hidden temple, simpsons, rugrats, howard stern, and usually anything on discovery.

music: offspring, anberlin, rise against, five finger death punch, blink 182, g n r, van halen, blink 182, will smith, rob zombie, mumford and sons, the killers, in this moment, fun, brand new, senses fail, orgy, bad religion, adema, too many to list. Whatever played on Y100.

food: pizza and mcdonalds.
Six things I could never do without
The Internet
Phone (i wish this wasn't the case, i'm so captive)
Google Maps
Laughing hysterically for no reason while delirious
Hot showers
Things that make you go hmm
My jetski
Taking risks
Pushing boundaries.
(who can cope with six? im greedy)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Chicken or the egg
On a typical Friday night I am
Planning my trip from Miami to Bahamas on my jet ski.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Like everyone else, I'm not 100% comfortable with the social stigma that is online dating, your secret is my secret, but if you bring it up in casual conversation...I'll deny.
You should message me if
You're feeling lucky...well, do you?
The two of us