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My self-summary
~Partnered, open. Occasionally looking to meet people. You know the drill.~

Or: Let's be friends!

Forged in the fires of Mount Doom (Kentucky) in 1988, tempered by 11 years of art education, currently the newest exhibit at the Museum of Natural History.

I spent a good deal of my childhood in my basement building space stations out of legos. I don't use a wallet because it takes too long to get things into and out of it. I am equally a cat person and a dog person, and am interested in becoming a ferret or hedgehog person. I'm kind of a vulcan when it comes to logic and emotion, but I'm working on that.

Along with tclem and 234u, Ray is one of three starter Pokémon available at the beginning of Pokémon Red and Blue.
Apparently I'm an INTJ but that's like 99% nonsense probably.

~*~art portfolio tumblr.~*~
What I’m doing with my life
Pixel wrangler, video game art mage.
I’m really good at
Photoshop lens flares.

Replacing your head with a cat head in photoshop so expertly that nobody would know you don't have a cat head for a head.
The first things people usually notice about me
STR 10
DEX 14
INT 15
WIS 15
CHA 13

And my wookiee pal.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Ace of Base, Alkaline Trio, At the Drive-in, Chromeo, Cursive, Elliot, The Faint, The Get Up Kids, Gin Blossoms, Gorillaz, The Mars Volta, Mew, The New Pornographers, Saves the Day, Sparta, Third Eye Blind, The Weakerthans.

Movies: anything by Uwe Boll and anything on Youtube involving cats.

Shows: Doctor Who, Adventure Time, Venture Bros.

Books: The Diamond Age, Snow Crash, House of Leaves, World War Z, Slaughterhouse Five, From Hell, The God Delusion, Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, Hellboy, Heavy Liquid, Siddartha, H.P. Lovecraft.
Six things I could never do without
William Riker,
Rory Williams,
Garrus Vakarian,
Renly Baratheon,
Abe Sapien,
Kilgore Trout.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What sort of system should replace capitalism, and how soon I can implement it.

Why there isn't a category in the OKCupid profile search system for [HAS NICE FACIAL HAIR?] Y/N


Talking cats.

What my choice of Magic TCG cards says about me.

The similarities between the Okcupid match system and DnD.

Wondering why so many gay men brag about how "masculine" they are.

How to turn my profile into a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure book.

The infinite stupidity of shirtless bathroom mirror cell phone photos.

Wibbley-Wobbley Timey-Wimey.

"Doesn't that guy get bored spending so much time at the gym working on his biceps?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Thinking about how stag beetles look like they were designed by a little boy who decided that there needed to be a giant beetle species with a crab claw for a head, and how awesome that makes them.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I talk to most of the dogs i see on the street.

If I were a color it would be #00d1ee (R:0, G:209, B:238).

I seem to be less into Beer than everyone else my age.

I have a zelda tattoo.

Sometimes I search for guys in different states, just to torture myself.

I once spent a summer designing a jazz-age/Steamboat Willy-style D20 system. Really. Ask me about it.
You should message me if
First, let's review this little gem: Cliches

You can write a more original message than "how are you?/what's up?"

You can see the fnords.

Your personality isn't dictated by magic star constellations.

You would never in a million years say "str8 acting" and mean it.

You know that the gender binary is silly and not real.

You don't believe in anything that can't be evaluat

"Average", "normal", and "down to earth" are not words you use to describe yourself. I find that these tend to be code for "I am super boring!"

You're not particularly interested in "fashion."

Your reaction to people describing themselves as "driven" is something like this.

You're just now thinking "this is a long list."

i'm also open to dating ftm / transguys, so say hey.

Visual artists and beardos to the front of the line.
The two of us