Or: Let's be friends!
Forged in the fires of Mount Doom (Kentucky) in 1988, tempered by 11 years of art education, currently the newest exhibit at the Museum of Natural History.
I spent a good deal of my childhood in my basement building space stations out of legos. I don't use a wallet because it takes too long to get things into and out of it. I am equally a cat person and a dog person, and am interested in becoming a ferret or hedgehog person. I'm kind of a vulcan when it comes to logic and emotion, but I'm working on that.
Along with tclem and 234u, Ray is one of three starter Pokémon available at the beginning of Pokémon Red and Blue.
Apparently I'm an INTJ but that's like 99% nonsense probably.
~*~art portfolio tumblr.~*~
Trying to better myself, whatever that means.
Photoshop lens flares.
Replacing your head with a cat head in photoshop so expertly that nobody would know you don't have a cat head for a head.
And my wookiee pal.
Movies: anything by Uwe Boll and anything on Youtube involving cats.
Shows: Doctor Who, Adventure Time, Venture Bros.
Books: The Diamond Age, Snow Crash, House of Leaves, World War Z, Slaughterhouse Five, From Hell, The God Delusion, Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, Hellboy, Heavy Liquid, Siddartha, H.P. Lovecraft.
Why there isn't a category in the OKCupid profile search system for [HAS NICE FACIAL HAIR?] Y/N
What my choice of Magic TCG cards says about me.
The similarities between the Okcupid match system and DnD.
Wondering why so many gay men brag about how "masculine" they are.
How to turn my profile into a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure book.
The infinite stupidity of shirtless bathroom mirror cell phone photos.
"Doesn't that guy get bored spending so much time at the gym working on his biceps?"
If I were a color it would be #00d1ee (R:0, G:209, B:238).
I seem to be less into Beer than everyone else my age.
I have a zelda tattoo.
Sometimes I search for guys in different states, just to torture myself.
I once spent a summer designing a jazz-age/Steamboat Willy-style D20 system. Really. Ask me about it.
You can write a more original message than "how are you?/what's up?"
You can see the fnords.
You would never in a million years say "str8 acting" and mean it.
You know that the gender binary is silly and not real.
You don't believe in anything that can't be evaluated empirically.
"Average", "normal", and "down to earth" are not words you use to describe yourself. I find that these tend to be code for "I am super boring!"
You're not particularly interested in "fashion."
Your reaction to people describing themselves as "driven" is something like this.
You're just now thinking "this is a long list."
i'm also open to dating ftm / transguys, so say hey.
Visual artists and beardos to the front of the line.