33 Englewood, United States
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My self-summary
I have a job, a car, a mortgage, no criminal history, no kids, no ex-wife and I have a college education. Unless TV has lied to me, I am appear to be a catch.

A few additional tidbits and idiosyncracies:

I am not PC
I can be very blunt
I am decidedly indecisive
I tend to connect better with introverted women.
We should not all get trophies for participation.
I plan on spanking my kids. I'm sure they will deserve it at some point or other. That said, Yes I want kids. You should too.
I do not have a fear of commitment.
I don't believe chivalry is dead, though traditionally it applies only to those who have been knighted, of which I am not.
I hate cold weather and am not a fan of skiing or snowboarding.
I don't trust people who don't drink.
I love food too much to date a vegitarian.
I hate both the player and the game. If I'm interested you'll know.
I'm an advocate of the lemon law.

I don't date bisexual women. What being bisexual says to me is that you are into something that I will never be able to give you.

I am very affectionate and love PDA. I've dated women who both love and hate this. If that isn't your type of thing I'm not a match for you.
What I’m doing with my life
Doing my best to advance my career and find my other half.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
They don't. I'm a ninja
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Game of thrones
The Art of War
Ender's Game-The movie sucked

Game of Thrones
Breaking Bad
Big Bang Theory
Arrested Development

NOT chick flicks. If they are good I WILL shed a single manly tear and lose face. If it's bad I will fall asleep... Or play games on my phone

Too much to list. I've been to a lot of shows and love 80's bands

Anything delicious. Indian food does not fall into this category.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What to think about.
On a typical Friday night I am
I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day... Now I'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to get funky.

If you know where this quote is from, I can update our relationship status to "At least she doesn't drool on herself" at no extra charge.

If you also know what that last blurb was in vague reference to, let's get married. This weekend doesn't work for me so how does next weekend sound?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Is that I feel like people are dumb who answer " I will tell you later" to this question because it clearly asks for something you will admit it to, as in on this site. Yup, and I'm very blunt.


I keep a rubber ducky in my bath tub and somewhat ironically, I hate social media.
You should message me if
You like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain,If you're not into yoga, If you have half a brain.


You want to play a game of scrabble or build a snowman. I don't care that its currently 90 degrees outside.