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My self-summary
What has two thumbs and refuses to write this?
What I’m doing with my life
Drunkenly talking about foreign policy and Rosie O'Donnell's tenure on The View.
I’m really good at
I do a REALLY good monkey impression. Like, REALLY good.
The first things people usually notice about me
My dignity jk
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Once and Future King, Slaughter-house Five, Suttree, A Good Man Is Hard to Find, Sometimes a Great Notion, 2666

Movies: There Will Be Blood, 3 Women, Solaris (Tarkovsky), Truth or Dare, Breaking the Waves, Synecdoche New York, Julia, I'm Not There, Inland Empire, The White Ribbon, Barry Lyndon, A Serious Man. I have an extremely soft spot for Precious: Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire, and I've seen Catwoman at least four times.

Music: Patti Smith, Radiohead, Kate Bush, PJ Harvey, Joanna Newsom, Leonard Cohen, David Bowie, Captain Beefheart, Karen Dalton, Nina Simone, Tom Waits

Food: Stouffer's, Swanson's....
Six things I could never do without
1. Youtube
2. Coffee
3. Cheese
4. Headphones
5. Paul Thomas Anderson
6. Right-wingers to obsess over
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why things didn't work out for Grace in Dogville.

Also, this:
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and cat. Or beer. Or all of the above.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't eat fruit.
You should message me if
You're down with a sneezing fit every now and then.
The two of us