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My self-summary
Let's see...
Well, my name's Tyler.
I like to cook, and I like to eat even more. Why does food have to taste so good? I also like baking, but I am horrendous at it.
I like to play video games. No competitive games though. I can be a super butt-hurt loser. Co-op is so much more fun, and way less stressful.
I also like watching movies. At the theater, at home, big-budget or b-movies, and all sorts of genres.
Crafts. Anything where I can make something.
Board games. Those are fun.

Oh, and if you find my username odd, it's my Xbox Live gamertag. I didn't take the time to think of anything amusing or fun when I first made this profile. Maybe I'll change it someday. If you can, that is.
What I’m doing with my life
Making crochet hats.
Staying up all night.
Sleeping all day.
Over-thinking and under-doing.
I’m really good at
Giving advice on things I have no experience with. Following written instructions, but not if they're driving directions. Finding things on the internet. Making people hungry by talking about food constantly.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not sure what the first thing people usually notice about me is. Probably that I'm short.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books/Comics: World War Z, The Zombie Survival Guide, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, The Walking Dead, Questionable Content... Oh, and I recently started reading the Harry Potter books because a friend of mine is a big fan and I wanted to understand what she's talking about when it comes up in conversation. They're actually not that bad. Although, if I have to read the word "chortle" one more time...

Movies/TV/Anime: Shoot Em Up, Kill Bill, Saving Private Ryan, Saw, A Goofy Movie, The Dark Knight, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Indiana Jones, Die Hard, The Patriot, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Evil Dead, The Seven Samurai, Doomsday, Dawn of the Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Lost, Band of Brothers, Game of Thrones, NCIS, Regular Show, Adventure Time, King of the Hill, Batman the Animated Series, Cowboy Bebop, FLCL, Tenchi Muyo, Outlaw Star, Genshiken, Higurashi, etc, etc, etc...

By the way, if Rocky Horror, Repo, or A Goofy Movie is playing, there will be singing.

Music: Coheed and Cambria, Queens of the Stone Age, ACDC, Fleetwood Mac, Electric Six, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Brad Paisley, the Burnout 3 OST... Listing my favorite music is very difficult. I don't like bands as much as I like individual songs. I could name way, way more bands, but I'd maybe only like one or two of their songs. I'm very open in my musical tastes though. I even like some of those Vocaloid songs.

Food: I don't even know where to begin... maybe EVERYTHING? Except beans, don't you dare put beans on my plate.
Six things I could never do without
Well there's way more than six, but...

#1 Friends
#2 Internet
#3 Video Games
#4 Movies
#5 Food
#6 Hot Showers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What's for dinner.
What I should do that day.
What that weird dream I had was all about.
Ferrets, and why I don't have one.
On a typical Friday night I am
On a typical Friday night I'm usually playing video games, maybe watching a movie, browsing the internet, hanging out with my friend and making him hate me a little more each time I make a stupid pun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It is impossible for me to eat a bowl of cereal without dripping milk down my chin. I don't know what goes wrong between the bowl and my mouth, but it happens every time.

Yeah, that wasn't really private, but it is embarrassing.
You should message me if
You'd actually like to have a conversation.
You'd like to meet.
You're my doppelganger. That'd be interesting, for sure.
The two of us