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My self-summary
World’s most honest profile, or more vices than a machine shop.

I am 52 years old and still a kid by most measures. My life is a swirling mass of bad decisions, good times and borderline irresponsible behavior. I drink too much, like good food and I smoke cigarettes…..(I know I am so evil you are possibly shuddering now) Yet somehow I manage to hold together a 25 year career at the same company (I am as puzzled as you are really) I pretty much just do whatever I want when I feel like it. Most of the time that means walking down the street to the bar…..mostly. Do I drink every day? Glad you asked, NO…not even close. I damn sure don't need alcohol to have fun, plus I am getting old I need my healing time dammit .

People tell me I am smart…..I suppose in many ways I am, but there are a billion smarter people than me out in the world…I can however hold a decent conversation. I will probably also make you laugh a lot, if you catch me in the right mood. I would like to meet someone intelligent, but it’s more important to me that you have a good heart, a quality I am finding increasingly rare and one I am not one hundred percent sure I even possess. I do my best though. I am nonviolent in all ways, and that cock roach that was flying around the living room that you wanted me to kill…..well I grabbed it gingerly in a paper towel and set it free out the back door. I do not however extend that courtesy to parasites or venomous creatures…and since most humans are neither the worst I could probably do is a paper towel and the front door in this case. I might possibly clap my shoes together and say “shooo” that really depends on your level of scampering though.

I have two grown kids and a grandson. That’s all I need to say about that…I have done my child rearing and though it was rewarding, it was not nearly as fun sitcoms suggest.

I am fairly counter culture even though I am not sure that has much meaning anymore. Watching Montrose being gentrified has nearly broken my heart. I don’t know where to go next…. I am odd bird…..but I am friendly and know some cute phrases. I am open minded and willing to listen to just about anything…….chances are I have argued myself blue in the face on that very subject sometime in the past and realized the futility of it, so I will just smile and enjoy the conversation when you point out that Capricorns like to secretly eat gravel while Scorpios are getting drunk on cooking wine.

I read the shit out of Reddit.

I can geek the fuck out if you are so inclined…I will talk about zombies. Doctor who, Star Trek, video games……you name it. However I have other outlets when I need to get geeky. I am perfectly fine just discussing life the universe and everything. If however you are trying to explain to me the meaning of different shades of mauve….I will roll my eyes hard enough to capsize a canoe.
What I’m doing with my life
Living's a long road trip and the scenery is getting a bit dull these days, but I spice it up with the odd truck stop and honky-tonk. I am just on cruise control too much lately. I need a good kick in the ass.
I’m really good at
I am really good at being good at things. I know how ridiculous that sounds, but it's the truth. That makes me the proverbial jack of all trades. I rarely take the time to master anything however, unless it's really important like my occupation for instance.
The first things people usually notice about me
I will have to ask. honestly I don't know. I guess people notice I have red hair, but that seems rather superficial to me.
Six things I could never do without
Other than job, car, living space, food and water not much really...everything is temporary anyway.
On a typical Friday night I am
I am out and about raising hell.......or just chilling....but mostly raising hell.
You should message me if
If you think salt is salty.
The two of us