Poetic, tall and slightly erotic.
I could go on all night about how great I am,
Whoa Black Betty, bam a lam.
In case it's not obvious by this profile, I'm INTP.
I can do impressions of things from Gollum to a Brummy asking for a doughnut.
I can also scratch my nose with my tongue.
That I usually have a gormless expression plastered on my face.
Once upon a time in America, Goodfellas, The Prestige, The Godfather II, The Departed.
The Wire, New Girl, South Park, Breaking Bad.
I'll list music I don't like; if you say you'll listen to anything and like it, you're a liar: Screamo, Death Metal, House, most Dance.
Italian/Indian, Spanish/Mexican, CHIPS AND GRAVY.
Whoever ate the first egg was a brave man.
Whoever ate the first oyster clearly lost a bet.
Jason Derulo's beard.
Whoever decided to bottle water and sell it to people has a special place in hell reserved.
Everything else usually has a cat or goat floating around.
Going SO fast time is flying.
Thinking about fun, man this is fun.
You know what it is,
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right, ay I got this, you got this Now you know it
Kickin' in the front seat Sittin' in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take?
IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY
Or drinking copious amounts of gin, crying to Cast Away with half an orange in my mouth and masterbaiting into a grey sock.
Don't message if 'bants' is in your vocabulary.