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My self-summary
I guess I should tell everyone that my photos are pretty outdated. I love all animals, and all cars. I like boobies, cheez-it(not the generic), fire, water, and the sound a leather jacket makes when you move while wearing one. Cheese is good, I like it, and it shouldn't have to stand alone. F*ck that farmer in the dell, his wife, kid, dog, cat and mouse. I think I got it all, but just in case, f*ck the rest of them too! I don't like smartphones, teenagers, or stupidity.
I am an atheist. Actually I don't think that word should exists, everyone is an atheist. Instead of choosing to only believe in one god of all the gods out there I believe in none. I think people should have morals because morality not fear of immortality. Truthfully my actions are more christian like than most Christians. I think people should not judge each other. I don't believe that someone should do right simply because they are afraid of going to hell. Some people just assume when I tell them I'm atheist that I am a horrible person, some kind of murderer or child molester.
I am the kind of person that if you need it and I have it, you are welcome to it. I'm very trusting, a lot of times to a fault. Many people have taken advantage of me. I have a hard time seeing fault in others. Stupidity makes me laugh until it effects me then it extremely pisses me off. It's about the only thing that makes me mad nowadays.
I am polyamorous, but currently in a closed quad relationship with the three greatest people in the world. I love, I love a lot. If I love you, I will do anything for you.
What I’m doing with my life
Seriously thinking about going back to school for engineering. If I go back to school, thinking of pledging Delta house.(If you get that then yay for you, and you should message me)
I’m really good at
Being me. Laughing at others. Laughing at myself. Driving.Some other stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair. Maybe like Kurt Kobain's or Zack Wylde except usually cleaner. Okay not so much anymore, I keep my hair buzzed with bare clippers. I used to love my hair long but I believe the bald look suits me. Maybe they notice my willingness to help others in need.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't read much. I have a hard time enjoying fiction. I prefer reference books. Some biographies and autobiographies intrigue me. I have read the Long Hard Road out of Hell (Marilyn Manson's autobiography) and Hitler's biography and also Slash's autobiography. I like Hard rock, heavy metal best (Of course, right?), but I have a wide range of artists and genres. I like very little rap or pop. I am always up to hear something I haven't heard, though. The Murder City Devils, Theory of a Deadman, Hank Williams III, From First to Last, Vanna, Dangerdoom, Bad Religion, Sage Francis, Dog Fashion Disco, Manson, White Zombie, Motley Crue, Flogging Molly, Pantera, Anthrax, Matchbook Romance, Chevelle, Seether, NiN, Stonerider, Korn, Megadeth, Polka-dot Cadaver, Psychostick, Type-O-Negative, Sixty Watt Shaman, Slipknot, Lady Gaga(I have no clue why), the Black-Eyed Peas(again why?), Captain Hook, Airbourne, Blackstone Cherry, Captain Klegg and the Night Creatures, Poison, Shadows Fall, Metallica, Corporate Avenger, Guns 'N' Roses, those are just a few of my favorites. My favorite movie is The Life of Brian by the Monty Python gang. I got to say the Invention of Lying is a close second, and Repo the genetic opera is right there too. Also I love the Scary movie, date movie, epic movie, parodies. I think they're hilarious. As far as shows weigh in, Wilfred is the greatest. I love Family Guy, the Walking Dead, Under the Dome, and South Park occasionally.I have to say I love America's Got Talent. Particularly the auditions because you can see almost anything. I also like to watch Animal planet and discovery channel. I like almost any food that don't eat me first. It's hard to pick a fav between hotwings or sushi, and anything Italian is awesome. Mexican food kicks ass.
Six things I could never do without
I'm adaptable, I think I would be okay as long as I have my family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Nothing that matters, I like to think about stupid stuff like who got to pick that the color orange would be called orange? Who decided that fags should be called cigarettes. Since when did gay start meaning homosexual, not happy or cheerful. That slightly insinuates that heterosexuals can't be happy? Why must the cheese stand alone?
On a typical Friday night I am
I am usually working on being broke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wish that when I send messages, people would respond. At least tell me to fuck off.
You should message me if
If you chuckled at least once while reading my profile. If your open minded. If you like cheese.
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