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My self-summary
I feel like these turn into police reports. Caucasian Male, approximately 26, residing in the Philadelphia area...

Anyway, so me. I like complaining about my friends but love them to death. I live with 4 of them now because being alone is boring. I drag them to dive bars and indie shows that they have no desire at all to go to.

I am the most sarcastic person in the world. I know lots of people say that too and I would get along with them extremely well. The key is to hit that perfect balance between empathy and apathy. Although, I'm probably too smart for my own good.

I moved to Philly a year ago and I really like it but for all the wrong reasons. It's like a David Lynch movie.
What I’m doing with my life
I just got an overpriced MBA that used to take up a lot of my time and trying new hobbies. I think I may try to learn German or the guitar or something. Oh, yeah. And I work.
I’m really good at
I know far too many useless, but definitely interesting facts. I will win every quizzo ever.
The first things people usually notice about me
I hate it but I think it's my laugh. It's barely unique but unique nonetheless. The people that like me call it endearing.

People that I've met off here have all noted how much more personable and boisterous I am in person as opposed to text. I have an aversion to emoticons and exclamation points, but I'm trying to use them more.

Physically, I have no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I hate making long lists and this surely is begging me to do so. I'm just gonna describe what I like

Book: I like books that are understated, sarcastic, and meaningful. My favorites include The Stranger, Apathy, Confederacy of Dunces.
Movie: Anything that has a well developed plot. I hate when characters do irrational things just because the screenwriter needed the plot point or something. Favorites: Royal Tenenbaums, Big Lebowski, Gangs of New York.
Show: I don't like shows naturally but they are nice to fill time. What I have seen every episode of: Daria, Doctor Who, The League.
Music: I like lots of music but my friends will demand me to admit I am a hipster with music. Andrew Jackson Jihad is God to me with Jeff Mangum as Jesus and the Holy Ghost played by Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains.
Food: Food is annoying. I am not much of a foodie; it's just something that gives me energy. Best meals ever: pizza, fries and hoagies.
Six things I could never do without
A heater.
Google Play.
A wawa.

All are self explanatory, are they not?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I scheme about everything in my life. So much so that I have tried to think up a scheme to get me to stop scheming so much. I'm so meta.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm a big boy; I can go out when I want.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm pretty independent. I don't like people doing stuff for me. I once moved into my apartment without telling anyone.
You should message me if
If you are at all like Scarlett Johansson's character in Lost in Translation... or Kate Winslet's in Eternal Sunshine... or Gwyneth Paltrowe's in Royal Tenenbaums... or if you just want to have a fun night.
The two of us