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My self-summary
I'm the middle of three brothers suffering from classic middle child syndrome (you other middle children know what I'm talking about). I'm also the smallest as they're massive, rugby-playing behemoths and I'm a slightly daintier runner-type.

I like the notion - or at least the aspiration - of improvement. Running is a very tangible way to experience that. It's kind of cool to look back and realize that you're demonstrably better at something than you were last week, last month, last year or whatever.

Anyways, to return from that philosophical tangent, I'm a bit of a nerd, kind of goofy but generally laid back and open for adventure.
What I’m doing with my life
Things, and stuff, with a bit of work and running thrown in. But mostly lawyering and running. Justice should, after all, be swift...
I’m really good at
Making you laugh. Or at least making (sometimes extremely lame) jokes in an attempt...

Krispy Kreme challenges.

Beer miles.

See for explanation.

Making and consuming crepes.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyelashes?

It really used to bother me as a kid when my moms friends would ooh and ahh over them but I grew out of that. Now I'm just thankful that they do a really good job at keeping debris out of my eyeballs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Let's save time and talk authors rather than individual books:

Parker, Jr.



I'm easily amused but have an appreciation for truly good flicks as well. Tombstone is a hell of a movie.

Oh, and Stick It has a special place in my heart...



A Tribe Called Quest
Arcade Fire
Buddy Guy
The Beatles
Led Zep
Regina Spektor
The Roots
Biggie (although I'm west coast for life)
Johnny Cash
The White Stripes
Thelonious Monk
Delta Rae
Chiddy Bang
The Black Keys

And a fair amount of really embarrassing pop music...



Beer is a food, right?
The six things I could never do without
My family, friends, etc.
My mad counting skills
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...what I should write here.

I've also been pondering what story (or, knock on wood, stories) to tell Alex Trebek after the first commercial break on Jeopardy when he briefly interviews each of the contestants. Maybe a really awkward/inappropriate joke? Make up a story about saving a busload of nuns from annihilation at the hands of an international gang of ninjas? Just say, "I'd prefer not to" and refuse to speak until the game resumes?

I'm open to suggestions...
On a typical Friday night I am
. . . looking for adventure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have been known to dance unabashedly to Kelly Clarkson's "Since You've Been Gone."
You should message me if
. . . you'd like to?

Or if you have any good travel recommendations.

Or if you want to share a joke. Very few people have shared a joke with me, however, which makes me think that people don't read this far down in a person's profile. Or that the people who do read this far down don't know any good jokes. I suppose if one were to make a Venn Diagram, there would be two circles that don't overlap - one for people who read my profile and another who know jokes.

So it goes...