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My self-summary
Looking for a hot-ass Republican to hate fuck.

Voting for Trump makes you a bigot, not a Republican.
What I’m doing with my life
Fighting the power.
I’m really good at
Drinking white wine.
The first things people usually notice about me
My striking blue eyes and my razor sharp wit. I also trip a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
You've never heard of any of them. If you have, I was only a fan before it went mainstream.
The six things I could never do without
I have shunned all material possessions.

Except my iPhone. Gotta get alerts when a new protest is popping up. And my iPad. Can't fall behind on the blog. And my car. And my Nespresso machine. Good coffee is a must. But that's it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Gentrification. If I wanted to live next door to white people with double strollers I would move to Reston. Gross.

What is so wrong with the world that one Human Centipede movie wasn't enough.
On a typical Friday night I am
Like a normal person, I'm sitting on my couch, drinking wine, and watching Law and Order.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I saw Hamilton. That's not private. I just want everyone to know.

I've never seen an episode of The Wire.

I still have my Flounder from the Little Mermaid stuffed toy and he stays on my bed. If you ever make it that far, just be a gentleman and pretend like you saw nothing.

And I like men who take charge. Everywhere.
You should message me if
You have black hair, blue eyes.
You've come to realize day drinking is the best kind of drinking.
You've never felt the need remind anyone, "actually, ALL lives matter"
You've finished Stranger Things and want to discuss.