Voting for Trump makes you a bigot, not a Republican.
Except my iPhone. Gotta get alerts when a new protest is popping up. And my iPad. Can't fall behind on the blog. And my car. And my Nespresso machine. Good coffee is a must. But that's it.
Gentrification. If I wanted to live next door to white people with double strollers I would move to Reston. Gross.
What is so wrong with the world that one Human Centipede movie wasn't enough.
I still have my Flounder from the Little Mermaid stuffed toy and he stays on my bed. If you ever make it that far, just be a gentleman and pretend like you saw nothing.
And I like men who take charge. Everywhere.
You've come to realize day drinking is the best kind of drinking.
You've never felt the need remind anyone, "actually, ALL lives matter"