I need someone to accept my undying love for Law & Order(s) and crime documentarirs.. I used to like reality tv because I appreciated the Andy Warhol-esque depths behind people and their desire to have their fifteen minutes of fame via being a reality tv star, but I'm pretty much out of the loop when it comes to that now.
My love for law & order cuts deep. I have a tribute tattoo and the sound plays when I get a text message on my phone. Lately, I've been having an affair with Investigation Discovery - a channel that is 24/7 crime documentaries / dateline / 20/20. For some reason, this freaks a lot of people out. I swear, I only watch it because justice is always served in an hour, and when I was a kid I saw Silence of the Lambs and wanted to be an FBI Profiler / criminal psychologist or a writer on SNL.
I'm not sure if I'm dating nicer guys or dumber guys who read my profile and invite me over to watch the TV of my choosing before meeting me in a public place first. Stranger danger is real, people.
Oh yeah. Just to give you a heads up. I'm like marla singer, the chick from fight club. Literally. Except I don't chain smoke.
And I'm not a fan of hiking, or going to your friend's shitty improv show. There, I said it.
Movies: battle royale (hunger games is just a vanilla watered down sappy ripoff.), Shall We Dance? (the Japanese version) / Documentaries, being john malkovich, lawrence of Arabia, zootopia.
Music: rock&folky-indie crap / songs with great lyrics. Old Ben gibberish stuff makes him one of my favorite songwriters but I love listening to the radio in my car to hear new stuff.
Food: I work for a food magazine so I've been around town and have eaten some amazing things. I'm less of a foodie and more like a garbage disposal. Except I have this weird aversion where I refuse to eat cooked orange colored things!
TV: To Catch a Predator (hilarious!), investigation discovery, and law & order!! (I'm allergic to Sex and the City, the Bachelor and Girls.) Derek, Luther and An Idiot Abroad are also some favorites.
My celebrity crush is Chris hardwick.
This might seem like a crazy idea, but I'm on a dating site because I'm looking to date someone. Please don't message me if you're married or just want to hook up. Sometimes I have insomnia but it's easier when I don't sleep alone. Hopefully you're into cuddling. I also don't have "A-list," so I can't see who's rated me highly, so if you want to, feel free to send me a message. :)
And listen, I love having sex as a byproduct of being intimate with someone but at least have the decency and game to care about who I am as a human being. I've come to an age where sending me pictures of your dick and abs and the only conversations about me sucking your cock really get old fast. I'm more of a sapiophile.
*please, no pot smokers. There's nothing wrong with it but I rather not be with someone that does for personal reasons.