35 Seattle, United States
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My self-summary

>Do you even know the difference between 'your' and 'you're' and 'there', 'they're' and 'their'?

Of course. Their are many things which I care about deeply. Grammar is one of these things for me- please tell me what are you'res?

>If you don't care about your profile, why should I care about you?

I won't judge you on your profile if you don't judge me by mine. Unless its favorably.
What I’m doing with my life
Fixing CNC machines so your plane can leave on time!
I’m really good at
Sensing danger.
The first things people usually notice about me
Is that although I was bred to be a fierce warrior I possess an uncharacteristically warm heart and somehow find the time to feel compassion towards my fallen foes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ray Kurweil, Eckhart Tolle, and I don't watch tv except for every good show on Netflix or HBO which is like 100 so I was just kidding about not watching tv.
The six things I could never do without
My dogs and four toys of their choosing. If you can figure out how many dogs I have I will award you a prize.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How energy conservation activists would get more attention if they just called themselves power rangers. And how much I like hand sanitizer; not for the sanitary benefits, but because it makes everyone look like they are hatching a dastardly plan.
On a typical Friday night I am
I can be found with friends or an OKC date embarking on an adventure with Lewis and Clark (that's what I call my feet).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Although my profile has the rough edge of a grizzled and disaffected urbanite- the reality of the situation is that I am an affectionate, animal loving and generous young man. I don't believe that a profile can accurately represent anyone, therefore they should be designed around the purpose of self-amusement.
You should message me if
You value your survival.

If you or anyone I love is in danger.