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My self-summary
[If you're such a pointless, directionless, empty vessel who is so immune to nuance and so incapable of thinking outside of your echo chamber that you feel the need to identify yourself by your childish, bullshit ideology in the first paragraph of your bullshit profile (i.e. "I'm a feminist").... just jog the fuck on, I already hate you, best you fuck off before you hate me too]

I had to do jury duty the other day, as such I was forced to interact with 'regular' people.

11 complete fuckwits and me stuck in a room for 3 days repeatedly going over evidence those dipshits simply would not let into their conscious, let alone actually consider.
But nope, it's a rape case so (even tho he quite clearly didn't force her to do anything) they all just wanted to hang the poor fucker based on nothing more than the fact that he was accused..... accused by a childish, sociopathic cunt of a girl who is more willing to send a man to prison for 5 years and ruin his life than admit that she cheated on her boyfriend.

Fucken regular people... what a bunch of arseholes!

And fuck me do I hope I never get accused of any shit like that, there doesn't seem to be any way to win unless you've got completely irrefutable evidence at your defense.
I've been on two juries and both times it's been me vs. a string of irredeemable fuckwits, both times we've put innocent men in prison because the majority of the jury use their feelings to make decisions not the fucken facts!

So, yeah... I fucken hate most people, so don't waste your time or mine unless you're either unusually intelligent or are also somewhat a misanthrope.

And likewise don't waste your time or mine if you're a fisher-price feminist. You know, one of those idiot teenagers (intellectually if not chronologically) who understand so little about the human condition that they actually think feminism is about equality (whilst simultaneously being hugely sexist, racist and generally discriminatory, bigoted arseholes).

Well no, it's not about equality, it's about accountability and independence (and never, NEVER trying to hide behind 'just being a girl' [because that shit is pathetic])
You've got to take the rough with the smooth, you don't get to pick and choose which bits of 'equality' you want but ignore the rest, if you're fucken equal then you're fucken equal.

Brendon Burns says it best when he says "Real feminists are the best, they pick up the cheque and say 'sorry' when they're wrong".

And if you're wondering why it's not about equality?.... simple!... you already have equality, the only people who don't think you do are a tiny fraction of (typically very old) dickheads (who are too old to change and thus not worth the time (coz they'll die soon anyway)) and the aforementioned fisher-price feminists, who are so desperate to be able to play victim they are willing (but thankfully not able) to drag the whole gender back to the 1800s.

[This of course is only in reference to the western world, most of the world is indeed sexist as all arseholes..... but again, fisher-price feminists never do anything to help women in other countries, nope, they're far too busy being all butthurt over micro-aggressions or the [non-existent] wage gap.]
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to get my graphics company up and running properly.

"Hey buddy, you want to buy picture?, I have picture in back of car. It perfect for you."
I’m really good at
Noticing that Will Ferrell is not funny.

I mean, I'll give him a few points for the Oblongs (the fact that you don't know what that is, is a clear indicator of how much you suck).... but nope, nothing [else] he has ever done is in any way funny.

I totally respect the dude, he's clearly smart enough to have worked out how to manipulate idiots, doing painfully low brow horse shit so the plebeian masses will give him lots and lots of money, good move.... but not funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Whatever you watch/listen too?..... yeah, probably not that.
The six things I could never do without
- Duct tape (yes, it is 'duct', not 'duck'... only idiots call it 'duck tape', even in reference to the products of the company 'duck', who make tape... I mean, you're not taping ducks with the stuff... at least, I hope not, there's far better tapes for that sorta thing).
- Epoxy resin.
- Soldering Iron (and solder).
- A decent bed.
- Someone to share that bed.
- and, Idiots..... I do so enjoy having a good bitch at some grade A idiocy (See the Q+A section)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not it's worth the effort to stop bitching in the Q+A.
(Consider this your one and only warning... I go full ranttard in there... coz I think it's funny)
I mean, I know it's just going to scare off the emotionally weak majority, anyone who cant deal with having their pre-conceptions challenged, anyone who wants to get away with talking shit and never be called on it,
Idiots and blinkered Ideologues.

But, I don't want those dicks in my life anyway.... so I'm thinking this is better?

Sure, I'd get laid more if I pretended to be 'nicer'.... but.... is sex really all that important?. After all, it's the bright, intellectually robust girls/women who fuck best, and they're not going to be chased away by something as weak as me having a little rant on the internet to entertain myself.

Still... It's tempting sometimes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Being incredibly boring, sitting at home working on some 3D graphics crap.... Friday is not an 'out' night in my current regular schedule.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Boobs do absolutely nothing for me. Yeah, I play with them [because I know you like it] but they are largely just fleshy bags of glands and fat... I simply don't get the fascination.
Sure they're not as comfy to cuddle up to but give me a nice little tit any day. Not that they float my boat either, but they are more aesthetically pleasing... IMO.... and wont give you back problems.
You should message me if
From past observations: You want to call me an idiot/arsehole/similar or try (typically moronically) to prove me wrong.

Please feel free to do that if you like, my opinions are far from set in stone and it wouldn't be the first time I've been convinced I was wrong (being proven wrong is after-all how we (as adults) learn (at least, those of us who are still capable of learning)).... just don't be upset when I use properly backed research studies to utterly dismantle your ridiculous, feelings based, bullshit opinion.

Oh, and I guess.... you know... if you're interested.
For that, you pretty much must be either non-monogamous/poly (I'm seeing someone), just interested in casual sex... or just looking for someone to chat too for the hell of it.... or some combination thereof.

[You know 'that' guy who pretends to be all lovely and sweet on his profile? and how he always turns out to be a complete prick?..... well... extrapolate!]