43Kirkland, United States
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My self-summary
While kids can be wonderful, and I adore my niece and nephews, I neither have nor want kids. If you have kids, or want kids, best of luck on your search but we won't be a good match and I probably won't respond.

I'm an engineer by education but a jack of all trades. I'm either working at home in my pajamas or travelling for business (about 40% of the year). Nowhere fun unless you think armpit-of-whatever-state cities are attractive!

I tend to approach life pragmatically. If you're complaining to me I'm most likely going to provide solutions versus sympathizing.
What I’m doing with my life
Exploring yet another avenue in my career. Travelling the world (5 continents down, 2 to go). Seeking a woman to love. Struggling to spend enough quality time with my friends.
I’m really good at
Humor, wit, and solving problems with the power of the internet.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am bald.
I am not on Facebook.
I am fantastically funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I read a little bit of everything, mostly fiction thrillers (Tom Clancy, Ken Follett, Clive Cussler, Nelson DeMille).

Movies: I love movies but rarely make the time as I don't like to see them alone.

Shows: Any show is a good show, although I did walk out on a concert once (Linkin Park screaming endlessly is not my idea of a good time).

Music: Around the house, music is background noise to me; it's always on but I'm not actively listening. In the car I prefer to listen to talk radio (mostly politics not news) or the '80's. I do sleep with the radio on but at a level where most people don't know it's there (quiet enough you'll never catch yourself singing along).

Food: Anything spicy. Preferably home made. By my lover cooking in only an apron.
Six things I could never do without
1. Orgasms
2. Peanut butter (not in conjunction with orgasms)
3. Free will
4. Q-tips (not necessarily brand name, generics are fine)
5. Cuddling
6. Ellipses...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What chairs would look like if our knees bent the other way...
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking with friends, probably at someone's house, preferably around a fire, and probably smoking a cigar.
You should message me if
1. You have a job. I find that attractive in a woman.
2. You understand that some people can't live without peanut butter.
3. You are willing to date a serial comma-ist.
4. Enumerated lists don't bother you.
The two of us