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My self-summary
I never got good at humble-brag so...

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For a moment I though to myself "I should be an adult and remove the humble brag/swag" joke. I stopped that ridiculous thought right quick, that is still way too funny.

Or at least, I think I'm funny, you are not required to think I am funny.

This is my new-new profile. I got bored with the old one. I feel like maybe I compulsively edit this when I am bored...

I am 25.
I have an English degree
I have a paralegal degree.
I love music.
I love blue eyes.
I love correct spelling and proper grammar.
I love reading.
I love chocolate.
I love people watching.
I love whiskey.
I love beer.
I love Jennifer Lawrence (So much love. So much. Dear lord).
My bed is probably one of my favorite places.
Pasta is delicious.
So is ice cream.

According to the self-summary up there I am essentially a hungry, alcoholic nerd who sleeps a lot...

I wish I slept a lot.
What I’m doing with my life

Occasionally I get to go out and see other humans or sleep. Not often, but occasionally.

Nothing particularly interesting really. I edited a book recently but that's about it.

I also spend a semi-disgusting amount of time trying to get my camera-shy dog to take a good picture. He will look so cute and the moment a camera is pointed at him he pretends he is Gollum or some equally disgusting creature. I have a whole lot of derp photos of him.
I’m really good at
I could list the things I think I am good at, but it is maybe better to list the things other people think I am good at (because I think I'm rad).

Problem solving
Being sassy
Coffee drinking
Being the voice of reason/ being logical
The first things people usually notice about me

BAHAHAHA. Except no, really, its probably my tits.

I realize some of you may not find the humor in this, just take comfort in the fact that I do.

Also, I know that there isn't good photographic proof of how great my tits are. I have yet to ever consciously take a photo of my cleavage, maybe some time I will fix this. For now, use your imagination.

Really, use your imagination. I just want to let you all know that I am using this joke to weed out the idiots. If the only thing on this ENTIRE profile you can comment on is the tits joke, I'm not responding. If you comment on the tits joke and something else there is a chance you will get a response because, I mean, the tits joke IS funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Enchanted Forest Chronicles, The Scarlet Letter, Up a Road Slowly, Walk Two Moons, Holes, Valley of the Dolls, The Color Purple, Memoirs of a Geisha, When Zachary Bever Came to Town, 'night, Mother, My Louisiana Sky, Lord of the Flies, Animal Farm, Kindred, Harry ('Arry<-- bahahahaha) Potter, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, Passing, Something Wicked This Way Comes, and many others. I will fill this out more later.

Movies: Donnie Darko, American Beauty, Thirteen, Brick, White Oleander, The Shining, The Color Purple, Silence Of The Lambs, Hard Candy, Dead Poets Society, Labyrinth, The Princess Bride, The Dark Crystal, Stranger Than Fiction, Wild Target.

Music: Way too much to even contemplate typing, or attempting to name for that matter. My favorite song is "September" by Earth, Wind, and Fire.

NOTICE: If you haven't listed a single book on your profile but you list a lot of movies and music, don't expect me to talk to you.
Six things I could never do without
-Basic sustenance (should be read as caffeine)
-Chapstick (Burt's Bees)
-my bed
-4 Wheel Drive
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what ridiculously impossible thing I will next demand from one of my best friends for Christmas (example: This used to talk about acapella frat boys. My newest demand has been full custody of my best friend's dog and my other best friend's hedgehog). I also spend quite a bit of time thinking about what articles I wish I could read if only I had constant access to JSTOR.

What a regular sleep schedule must be like. What is that like? I haven't had one in eons. .

Jennifer Lawrence. She is perfect. Literally perfect.
On a typical Friday night I am
It depends. Every Friday is different. Some are old-people Friday where I do crafts with friends, some are young party animal Friday where I go out, some are sleepy-Friday. Nothing typical about a weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There isn't a lot about me that is private.

Fun fact: When I was 15 I had reconstructive jaw surgery, a few months later, I got hit by a car. Woot.
You should message me if
You are vaguely responsible and grown-up but still enjoy the ridiculousness that can be life.

Also, if you think something is interesting.

IF YOU ARE OVER 35, ARE SUPER conservative, and fall into the slightly racist demographic, please stop messaging me. I don't want to meet up and hear about how great Romney is. No thank you. This is slightly worrisome that I have to put this on here. How am I attracting this type?
The two of us