Me I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly it's the honest ones you have to watch out for, you never can predict if they're going to do something incredibly stupid.
I've noticed most people with children, if they mention them, refer to them as my beautiful son/daughter. No one ever says my ugly son/daughter or my average son/daughter. Strange. If my mother were single and had an okcupid, I'm sure she'd say something about here idiot son lol.
Thermal underwear (except in the summer)
My mom and sisters (there are 3 sisters and one mom so that's 4, plus the last three things. So, I'm at 7. I'm over the limit)