25 Columbus, United States
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My self-summary
I'm not very romantic and like dumb things. Often times, I'll get tipsy on craft beer and give high-energy history lectures.
What I’m doing with my life
Graduated with my history degree from FAU; caught between the thrilling prospective pursuits of high school teaching or being a museum docent. I intended sarcasm for that last sentence. I really hope to travel sometime soon, mostly to places where I suppose Americans won't be very welcome. Also, former assistant-to-someone at the new Boca brewery, Barrel of Monks. Check us out, we're now open.
I’m really good at
Recalling trivia and doing the best Gollum impression you've heard.
The first things people usually notice about me
The eyes. Almost got the high school superlative and EVERYTHING. Also, the dime-store Mephistopheles chinstrap. I know it isn't terribly handsome, but it gives me a unique profile. COMPROMISE.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Persepolis, Kingdom Come, In Cold Blood, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids, Slaughterhouse Five, The Hobbit

Big Fish, Star Wars (Original Trilogy), Cabin in the Woods

Venture Bros, Steven Universe, King of the Hill, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Parks and Rec, Futurama, American Pickers, Tim & Eric Awesome Show (Great Job!), Space Dandy, My Hero Academia

The Devil Makes Three, That Handsome Devil, Magma, Wynonie Harris, The Mountain Goats, Royal Crown Revue, Kula Shaker, Clutch

Morrowind, Dark Souls, Pokémon, Deus Ex, Team Fortress 2, Animal Crossing, Bioshock, Earthbound, Terraria
The six things I could never do without
This section is usually so boring.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why anyone would steal my '09 Hyundai Accent.

If Hitler cried when he killed Blondi.

How to keep ducks in an apartment despite their aversion to bowel control.

Building a tiny house.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking crap rum, watching Netflix, and falling asleep before midnight. Sparsely planning Dungeons and Dragons campaigns is a newer endeavor.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I own, like, two decks of Yu-Gi-Oh cards. It's hard to just throw away a perfectly nice Dark Magician.
You should message me if
If reading this profile was more fun than exasperating. Also, my philosophy is fairness and sometimes that may seem untoward. Sorry if I say something off-putting; usually I'm just probing to better understand bias/situation/circumstance.