To skip the usual: Yes, I'm black. No, those aren't contacts. Yes, I really have blue eyes... well, blue/green/silver (they change depending on my mood.) No, I'm not mixed. Yes, I'm sure. No, I'm not a robot.
The fastest way to my heart (or my pants) is through my mind. If you can spark up an interesting/intellectual conversation, and even better keep it going, I'll be putty in your hands. So seriously, talk to me about the random stuff going through your head. Ask me random questions. Pretend like we've been friends for years. Just for the love of god please don't try to do small talk. Because I REALLY hate small talk. Mostly I'm just looking to have some fun but if fun turns into something more serious I'm not against it. That being said I'm poly (as in polyamorous, look it up) so if your looking for monogamy you'd be wasting your time with me.
I'm kind of a difficult person to explain so if you really want to get to know more you'll have to message me and find out.
Poetry, analysis, loyalty, honesty, creating stories, listening, being a ninja, regurgitating random bits of information, looking out for people, being a smart ass, debating with people, singing, and making people laugh.
According to me:
... does sarcasm count?