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My self-summary
I use computers and sarcasm and have no redeeming qualities.
What I’m doing with my life
I recently graduated college with a bachelor's in Computer Science. Now, I'm taking some time off to figure out what I want to do with my life, travel the world, that kind of thing. Haven't figured anything out yet.
I’m really good at


Arguing with people on the internet.

Not having redeeming qualities.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am told that I am remarkably human in appearance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy (and everything else Douglas Adams wrote), Godel Escher Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid, The Selfish Gene, Brave New World, Slaughterhouse 5, The Stranger, The Dresden files, lots of Brandon Sanderson junk.

Movies: Interstellar, All the Monty Python films, Pretty much all of the recent explosion of marvel movies, Being John Malkovich, The Fifth element, Cabin in the woods, Fargo, Lock Stock and Two smoking barrels, and at this point I'm just scrolling through my Netflix history and seeing what I rated 5 stars.

I watch a lot of movies, it's hard to pick favorites.

Shows: Breaking Bad, The Wire, Community, 30 Rock, House of Cards, Bojack Horseman, Hannibal Game of Thrones, The Simpsons, and probably some other ones I can't think of.

Music: The Complete History of the Soviet Union Arranged to the Melody of Tetris

Games: XCOM: Enemy unknown, Team Fortress 2, Overwatch, Binding of Isaac, Crusader Kings 2, Europa Universalis 4, Dota 2, Dark souls. I play a lot of games and can tell you my detailed opinions on all of them.

Food: Steak, Lobster, and Chick-fil-a sandwiches.
Six things I could never do without
1. Sugar
2. Butter
3. Flour
4. Mix together in a large bowl
5. Form into small balls at bake at 325F until golden
6. Serves 2
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What do they mean by "I". What am I. Am I my physical brain or am I a more general construct created by underlying physical interactions but can be defined to exist beyond them. Or is what I consider myself just a post hoc rationalization for those physical processes and can't be considered to exist separately. How can I answer this question without understanding the terms used to ask it.

Anyway, I spend a lot of time thinking about food.
On a typical Friday night I am
slowly dying
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a bad sleep schedule.
You should message me if
you read this far. Let's be honest, most people would quit at the second box and the rest at the existential semantics.
The two of us