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My self-summary
I'm a computer artist from Italy. Lived in and out of the US, moved around a lot, trying to settle here in the big apple. Yes, I will teach you to curse in Italian.

I've been called Peter Parker more times than I can count, which I'm guessing is a good thing. Unless you're thinking Toby Maguire
What I’m doing with my life
Slaving away in front of a computer
I’m really good at
Drawing, staring contests, growling, howling, pterodactyl noises, Bohemian Rhapsody, acting sober, catching Pokemon
The first things people usually notice about me
my giant green antennae
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
any and all Disney movies. don't test me on this shit I've antagonized people for far less

food. is it edible? I want it inside me.
Six things I could never do without
black coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
having hands instead of feet. and a prehensile tail. ok i wanna be a monkey you happy now?
On a typical Friday night I am
doing the same thing I do everyday, Pinky
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i do yoga and im damn good at it. ok maybe not that good but I can hold Crow for like, 10+ seconds
You should message me if
You're weird. No normies
also if you've eaten some weird shit, I wanna hear all about it. mostly because I'm pretty sure I've topped it
The two of us