RiffsandRants
33 St. Louis, United States
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My self-summary
I am currently in progress.

I usually need a haircut. I spend all my money on musical equipment. I make friends wherever I go. Play in two bands. Halfway done with a masters in human services. Pro choice and pro equality as fuck.
What I’m doing with my life
Grad school. Music. Gym. Bikes. Sleep.
I’m really good at
Listening to understand instead of reply.
Asking questions only when I am ready to hear the answer, no matter what it may be.
Trying to spread positivity and empathy in/to the people around me.

But I'm also good at writing really abrasive noise metal, personal training, dark humor, and being covered in cat hair a lot of the time.
The first things people usually notice about me
Knives. Myriad knives head to toe. Sharp, blunt, serrated, smooth; I am guarded against the cold uncaring world but paradoxically isolated from its fleeting moments of warmth.

Fuck, I don't know. Kinda makes me feel like an asshole just thinking about.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Bill Bryson, Mary Roach, Margaret Atwood, and books where everyone dies.

Movies: The Empire Strikes Back, The Terminator, and Aliens. Anything with Captain America in it cause dude is hella positive all the time and that's rad as fuck.

Music: Mostly unbearable noise. Sometimes bearable noise.
Details: http://www.last.fm/user/Ireallylikeeggs

Shows: 30 Rock, Top Gear, Cosmos, Roadkill.

Food: Food that living things don't have to die for.
The six things I could never do without
1. Music
2. Distortion
3. A bike
4. Weights
5. Peanut butter
6. Existential terror
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Riffs, death, sex, helping, and the combination thereof.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing music, running, riding, lifting, or socializing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have SHIT! ASS!! tattooed on my toes.
You should message me if
So I'm probably not going to message you. You get a lot of messages from a lot of dudes. Most of them say "he y babe u want sum fuck?!" Or "Hey Ive seen u at ur work." So you get worn down and eventually grow cynical and stop responding to any messages and get even more worried about your romantic prospects. You think about deleting your profile but that makes you feel even more worried.

Anyways I dunno just message me if you want to and I'll probably respond with something at least mildly clever about a specific thing in your profile.
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