FuzzyPilgrim
43 Minneapolis, United States
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My self-summary
I am 6'4 390 lb, big and fat, an atheist and very poor. There you go, for women seeking husbands, religious and fit soulmates, role models for their kids, or urban professional life partners? Waste no more time with me. :) Good luck on your search for perfect people. :)

As for the openminded and creative, compassionate, sexy, passionate, comic book/sci fi nerd/geek type looking for friends or friends with benefits? Read on!

I am an aspiring writer, comic book cartoonist. Netflix watcher, book reader, movie goer, porn surfer, diabolical life-comedian, sci-fi/history nerd. I just want someone cool, nerdy/geekish, communicative, text-messagy, mellow, privately slutty, funny, patient and compassionate person with common interests for a low-key friendship with benefits. Specialties include extraordinary massages, honest conversationalist, and a secret bedside manner.

I won't care if you have a husband, or boyfriend on the side or poly with some other dudes or whatever. I could be your oasis on the side, your massage specialist, your movie buddy, your part time fuck buddy, your occasional temporary Netflix cuddle session once a week distraction from your regular relationship. I don't want clingy sappy romance, or drama, or the attempt of any loyal, monogamous boyfriend-girlfriend miasma - everyone in my relationships have either left me, cheated on me, Dear Johnned me, for one selfish or materialistic thing or another, or I have had to end things because of their mental illnesses and their overwhelming desire to procreate. So, I want to wash my hands of drama, and keep it simple. Keep it a caring, friendly, mellow, passionate, sensual friendship. Doesn't that sound wonderful?

Bonus points if:
- You can communicate, love to talk, are affectionate and passionate
- You are short
- You like talks about space and time and philosophy and ideas.
- You like big fat guys despite them being big fat guys.
- You are petite and fit but still like big fat guys
- You are muscular and fit but still like big guys
- You are not petite, muscular or fit but still like big fat guys
- You have an oral fixation
- You love to sunbathe nude
- You are a werewolf
What I’m doing with my life
I work full time at a music store. I am a starving artist, blue-collar worker and trying to pay bills and survive in this expensive world. I want to be a published writer, but have been suffering writers block, for a long time. I want a muse.
I’m really good at
Writing, drawing, creating superheroes and plot points, making people and kids laugh, jamming on my guitar and singing the blues, movie trivia, all kinds of massages. And I am a master clit stimulator. I have a great tongue for these things.
The first things people usually notice about me
Besides being obese? My eyes, everyone likes my eyes. They hazel with silver flecks in them. I also look far younger than I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
* The Wolf's Hour by Robert McCammon
* Blue Moon Rising and The Darkstalker series by Simon R.Green
* The Dark Elf trilogy by R.A.Salvatore
* The Stand by Stephen King
* The Earth's Children series by Jean Auel.

Movies:
* any Spielberg movie
* Jaws
* Dances With Wolves
* Schindler's List
* Star Wars and Star Trek (all old and new)
* James Bond movies
* Superhero movies of all kinds
* Sci-fi movies, horror, and even B-movies for comedic relief

Favorite TV shows:
* Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Vikings, Dark Matter, The Walking Dead, Netflix's Daredevil and Jessica Jones, Penny Dreadful, Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel, Firefly, Hell on Wheels, FRINGE, Mythbusters, Deadwood, ROME, Hell on Wheels, The X-Files, any historical, nature related or astronomical documentary out there.

Music:
* Classic rock. Queen, Led Zeppelin, Beatles, The Who
* R&B and Jazz Blues
* Big band music like Glenn Miller Orchestra and Billie Holliday
* Classical music (Beethoven, Mozart)
* Movie soundtracks (especially John Williams and Basil Poledouris)
The six things I could never do without
Family
Movies and Netflix
Italian food, a good hamburger, and a greater milkshake.
My Xbox One, and laptop
Curiosity and imagination
Masturbation
Real books: touch, scent, paper.
Touching and being touched
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Money, the absence of a companion, the coming end of my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
I do nothing but relax by myself. My routine is pretty much, come home from work, shower, eat dinner, and either game with my oldest brother on Xbox or by myself. And occasional websurfing and chatting with my online acquaintences. I have my multitude of hobbies I enjoy employing. Mostly writing, or gaming, having a glass of wine. Don't really need to spend time with judgmental people who need to get drunk to socialize or let alone treat a man with respect or kindness.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cry to some movies, beautiful music, and sappy shit on YouTube.
You should message me if
You are comfortable expressing your intellect, sexuality and opening your heart.
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