FuzzyPilgrim
43Minneapolis, United States
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My self-summary
Hi. I like to write, draw, play piano, guitar, sing, read, videogame, Netflix, surf the web. I love books/movies/TV shows about horror, sci-fi, science, history, fantasy, werewolves. I am damn good at giving massages and oral shenanigans...

By no stretch of the imagination am I pure, or innocent. I am a deviant, a class A perv into touching and being touched, talking about touching and being touched; an avid supporter of nudism and completely without modesty and very comfortable with my body. I am iinto goth and darkness, a believer in werewolves and and a lover of nighttime.

In all honesty, my fondest and most deepest wish is to meet a genuinely caring, passionate and friendly female to be friends with, or a girl with a heavy goth/geek/kinky mindset, or be text message/Skype/Kik buddies with.

No people with fucked up hypnosis fetishes, or being controlled by fucked up Masters in SBDM relationships please. I'd rather someone with control of their own mind and heart.
What I’m doing with my life
I want to be a published writer, but have been losing my passion for creating anything lately.
I’m really good at
Used to be good at writing, drawing, creating superheroes and plot points, making people and kids laugh, jamming on my guitar and singing the blues, making some music, movie trivia, all kinds of massages.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, everyone likes my eyes. They hazel with silver flecks in them.

I also look far younger than I am. Girls here always up in my grill all Oooh and Aaah about my handsome face. Then treating me like a Nazi treating a Jew in WWII when they see I'm a fat guy. Judgemental fucks. But it works both ways, being I am attracted to shorter and smaller or as less big as I am women, so occasionally I am guilty of being a complete hypocrite. So I too am a judgemental fuck, though I shake my head at why large women can get a thin guy to hang with them (*cough*longfunctioningpenis*cough*) and yet fit or thin women never chill with big guys (*cough*can'tgetitup*cough*). Oh wait. Never mind. Duh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
* The Wolf's Hour by Robert McCammon
* Blue Moon Rising and The Darkstalker series by Simon R.Green
* The Dark Elf trilogy by R.A.Salvatore
* The Stand by Stephen King
* The Earth's Children series by Jean Auel.

Movies:
* any Spielberg movie
* Jaws
* Dances With Wolves
* Schindler's List
* Star Wars and Star Trek (all old and new)
* James Bond movies
* Superhero movies of all kinds
* Sci-fi movies, horror, and even B-movies for comedic relief

Favorite TV shows:
* Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Vikings, Dark Matter, The Walking Dead, Netflix's Daredevil and Jessica Jones, Penny Dreadful, Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel, Firefly, Hell on Wheels, FRINGE, Mythbusters, Deadwood, ROME, Hell on Wheels, The X-Files, any historical, nature related or astronomical documentary out there.

Music:
* Classic rock. Queen, Led Zeppelin, Beatles, The Who
* R&B and Jazz Blues
* Big band music like Glenn Miller Orchestra and Billie Holliday
* Classical music (Beethoven, Mozart)
* Movie soundtracks (especially John Williams and Basil Poledouris)
Six things I could never do without
Family
Movies and Netflix
Italian food, a good hamburger, and a greater milkshake.
My Xbox One, and laptop
Curiosity and imagination
Masturbation
Real books: touch, scent, paper.
Touching and being touched
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Money, bills, death and taxes. Sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
I do nothing but relax by myself. I have no friends to hang out with, so my routine is pretty much, come home from work, shower, eat dinner, and just attend to my hobbies by myself in my room. Don't really need to spend time with judgmental people who need to get drunk to socialize or let alone treat a man with respect or kindness.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Psh. Skeletons in the closet? You show me yours, I'll show you mine!!!!
You should message me if
You are comfortable expressing your intellect, sexuality and opening your heart.

And if you're a werewolf.
Though thats negotiable.

Being I get a lot of 'SOMEONE LIKES YOU!!!!!!' but they don't say shit to me? My Kik is FuzzyPilgrim777. Probably easier to communicate to me than having to fork over cash just to upgrade the ability to find companions lovers and good friends.
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