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My self-summary
At the most basic level, just about everything I do is driven by my curiosity about the people and world around me...a wide-ranging curiosity that is just as likely to lead me on a sleepless 48 hour trip to Vegas as to an astronomy lecture at the Academy of Sciences. Not that my interests know no bounds (for instance, I'd rather bite my thumbs off than sit through an opera), but I'm generally up for anything new. That said, the activities that I enjoy most include writing in almost any form, travelling somewhere warm, playing sports, and finding more obscure bands for yet another oddly diverse playlist. I've worked hard to carve out a great career for myself, but I still go out of my way to super-size my fun whenever I possibly can.

What am I looking for? Well, I can tell you what I can't do without: light-heartedness and a genuine nature. Sound cliche? Good. Who doesn't enjoy a good laugh with a sincere person? Aaaaand now that we've weeded out all of you women who hate to laugh, how about being a bit more specific? I definitely don't have a type. I'm attracted to confidence, especially when paired with the same easy-going, inquisitive disposition that I feel I possess. As an outgoing person, I enjoy the same quality in others, no matter the circumstance. And while we're telling the truth, it's important to me to maintain a good amount of physical activity in my life and I would probably make the best match with someone who has some interest in regular exercise, be it team sports/swimming/hiking/sumo wrestling/caber toss/whatever - I just enjoy being active. Aside from that, please pack an open mind, tolerance for a bit of sarcasm, a willingness to goof off, and maybe a helmet. Still with me? Then maaaaybe we should get to brainstorming an awesome lie about how we met...
What I’m doing with my life
Currently in phase two of my five-phase plan to overthrow the government of an unnamed Central American country and install myself as dictator. Hoping it goes smoother than phase one.
I’m really good at
Trivia (ridiculously good at remembering anything that will never earn me any money)

Waking up with unexplained injuries

Functioning normally on little to no sleep

Insta-forgetting my room number whenever I stay at a hotel

Arriving on time (if I’m late, check the hospitals and morgues)

Oh, and uh, I can throw a football over those mountains out there…
The first things people usually notice about me
That I don't look anything like whoever that guy is in all my OKCupid profile photos. ;)

I honestly don't have a clue. You'll have to let me know if we happen to meet.
Six things I could never do without
1) Close family and friends
2) Exercise
3) At least five live sporting events a year
4) iPod
5) Spell check (or is that one word??)
6) A little time to myself
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The nature of non-conformity. As in, how dedicated to a non-conformist lifestyle can one become before adherance to the non-conformist ideal is actually considered conformity? (excellent question for the hipsters of the world)

...at which point I am typically distracted by something bright, shiny and/or smelling of bacon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Leonardo is my favorite Ninja Turtle, hands down.

I'm actually open to a fault. I doubt you could ask a question that I wouldn't answer. Yep, it's a game.
You should message me if
You are radical....in the 1980s, all-encompassing, well-beyond-awesome kind of way. Or, lacking that, you managed to read all the way though my profile without the urge to wound yourself.

You DO NOT have religious, political or social views so rigid that you are unable to discuss them without being drawn to anger.

You are just as happy out on the town with friends as you are staying in with a movie and take out. I'm at a stage now where the two options run neck and neck most times.
The two of us