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My self-summary
Moved to LA three years ago from the northeast which is a polite way to say I wasn't raised in New York City. I'm damn good at hanging a shelf, I look you in the eye when I flip you the bird on the highway, and I think cats are just for decoration.
What I’m doing with my life
Spending far too much time in a beach house on Abott Kinney.
I’m really good at
chopping vegetables, building things, making breakfast, craigslisting
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Can we all take a moment to contemplate how, it's like, Ja Rule never even happened.

One Flew
Growing Up Absurd
The Sound and the Fury
Let The Great World Spin
I'll get around to The Corrections at some point

If you have cable I'm required by millennial law to explain to you the benefits of web streaming, however I will unabashedly attempt to abuse your cable any chance given. In terms of televison programs if it's funny I like it. If it's dramatic, I'll make fun of it until you change it to something funny.
The six things I could never do without
Air conditioning
The remainder of the list currently escapes me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether to watch Hulu, Netflix, or HBOGo
On a typical Friday night I am
Listening to Time Life the Teen Years and trying to convince myself the Sunset Strip is still cool. To no avail. Wishing I had stayed home and made Annie's macaroni instead.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I feel like the evil version of myself when I wear the all black converses.
You should message me if
If you consider yourself to be exceptional at hashtagging I automatically hate you, otherwise go for it.