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My self-summary
I'm not into fuckboys so if you're just looking for sex, I suggest swiping whichever way gets you off of my profile. Similarly, if you you want to pretend I'm a woman and ignore my Non-binary identity, I don't want you here.

I'll spare you the pain of going-in-blind. I'm a Minnesota-native, who is learning what it means to be a homeowner.

I'm a walking contradiction, sometimes I have a liberal use of sarcasm. I promise, I don't mean to offend. Usually it just takes a few minutes of just talking with me to realize that I'm not a horrible person and rather like making friends with anyone. I've been described as nerdy, intelligent, funny on occasion, stubborn, creative, impulsive, sassy-as-fuck, the list goes on, I'm sure. I'll let you decide if any of the above adjectives are true. What I do know is that I'm veracious, tiny, and a little (super) weird. I believe in honesty in every aspect of life.

I'm polyamorus, which means I'm non-monogamous, I like the idea of consensual, responsible, non-monogamy. I'm married to my wonderful primary partner and husband, edgyhedgy, and open to secondary relationships, as well as just meeting new people. I'm also part of the LGBT community as a queer non-binary person who uses they/them pronouns. If you need to know what any of that means, please use your search bar conveniently located in your browser and or web-app. Still have questions? Go ahead and run them by me.

I'm also a Slytherin if that means anything to you.
What I’m doing with my life
Working as an an Office Manager at a small IT office, nerd-herding. Event Planner by trade , but a Swiss-army knife by necessity.

Periodically, I build costumes, and work at nerd conventions, because I like to walk among my people. From day to day, I like marathoning shows, snuggling my dogs, doing burlesque/drag, and rock climbing.
I’m really good at
Organizing things, events, people's lives. Being a huge nerd. Getting excited for things. Outside of being vague, I rather enjoy though-provoking conversations with people, writing, reading, and down-hill skiing.

I am by no means amazing at any one thing but, I like all other humans have my moments of brilliance.
The first things people usually notice about me
That depends, am I sitting or standing? Little, itty-bitty person, big personality. Also the hair.

I suppose you'll have to meet me and tell me what you notice first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: That list is long, I love Biographies, History Books, Classics, Modern Fiction and even the occasional "children's" book (Hello Harry Potter!).

Movies: God I love movies, 28 Days Later, Big Fish, Boondock Saints, Bright Star, Captain Blood, The Cornetto Trilogy, Pretty much anything Disney/Pixar, Easy A, Ever After, The Fall, Garden State (It will change your life), Harry Potter, The Hobbit, How to Train Your Dragon, Iron Man, It's a Wonderful Life, Kick Ass, Love Actually, North by Northwest, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Monster's Inc., Moulin Rouge, The Patriot, Singing In the Rain, Silence of the Lambs, Spanglish, Shoot Em' Up, Star Wars (Chat Star Wars with me at your own risk, I will mad geek out), Tangled, Underworld, V for Vendetta, Vertigo, X-Men...as you can see there's a variance in taste.

TV: Agents of Shield, Archer, BBC's Sherlock, Being Human UK, Brooklyn 99, Cold Case, Criminal Minds, Cowboy Bebop, Dare Devil, Dexter, Doctor Who, Downton Abbey, Firefly, Game of Thrones, IZombie, Jessica Jones, Once Upon A Time, Orange is the New Black, Pushing Dasies, Ripper Street, TURN, Whitechapel

Music: A weird mix of indie, pop, rock, musicals, classical, electronic and big band. Essentially I like anything with a good beat. I'm super into the Hamilton soundtrack lately.

Also, Welcome to Night Vale, but that's a radio show.

Food: I'm an awfully picky eater so I try to avoid letting people cook for me solely because I'm a pain. I'm allergic to black pepper, and anything that swims. I dislike spicy, and generally am pretty weird about food textures. Though I will never say no to chocolate and my favorite food is baked Mac n' Cheese.
Six things I could never do without
Friends I call family
The Internet
My pets
A nice warm bed
Some sort of delicious caffeinated drink
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Have you ever had one thought and it's split into fifty and then each of those have split into fifty as well? Welcome to my mind, it's always running, even if its not on the right frequency.

I think about art, music, philosophy, what to cosplay next, people, quotes, writing, what the hell was that thing that I thought that other week that I was supposed to remember, the telly, politics, things that piss me off, things that make me happy, really, you'll have to just ask me at that moment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually watching a burlesque show, hitting up my local, but sometimes I change the pace and do other things, I'm open to suggestions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If I visit a person's profile multiple times it's usually because I'm gathering conversation material as I talk to them. It's a bit embarrassing.
You should message me if
You actually read my profile, and can think of something to say other than "Hi/hey, how are you?/what's up?" or commenting solely on my appearance, small-talk is painful.

You're interesting and interested. If you can hold a conversation with content that doesn't comment solely on my appearance while using decent grammar and spelling.
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