I'll spare you the pain of going-in-blind. I'm a Minnesota-native who transplanted to the East-Coast following my husband who was doing the grad-school thing, now I'm back in town, learning what it means to be a homeowner.
I'm a walking contradiction, sometimes I have a liberal use of sarcasm. I promise, I don't mean to offend. Usually it just takes a few minutes of just talking with me to realize that I'm not a horrible person and rather like making friends with anyone. I've been described as nerdy, intelligent, funny on occasion, stubborn, creative, impulsive, sassy-as-fuck, the list goes on, I'm sure. I'll let you decide if any of the above adjectives are true. What I do know is that I'm veracious, tiny, and a little (super) weird. I believe in honesty in every aspect of life.
I'm polyamorus, which means I'm non-monogamous, I like the idea of consensual, responsible, non-monogamy. I'm married to my wonderful primary parter and husband, edgyhedgy, and open to secondary relationships, as well as just meeting new people. I'm also part of the LGBT community as a queer Gender-fluid person. If you need to know what any of that means, please use your search bar conveniently located in your browser and or web-app. Still have questions? Go ahead and run them by me.
I'm also a Slytherin if that means anything to you.
Periodically, I build costumes, and work at nerd conventions, because I like to walk among my people. From day to day, I like marathoning shows, snuggling my dogs, doing burlesque and rock climbing.
I am by no means amazing at any one thing but, I like all other humans have my moments of brilliance.
I suppose you'll have to meet me and tell me what you notice first.
Movies: God I love movies, 28 Days Later, Big Fish, Boondock Saints, Bright Star, Captain Blood, The Cornetto Trilogy, Pretty much anything Disney/Pixar, Easy A, Ever After, The Fall, Garden State (It will change your life), Harry Potter, The Hobbit, How to Train Your Dragon, Iron Man, It's a Wonderful Life, Kick Ass, Love Actually, North by Northwest, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Monster's Inc., Moulin Rouge, The Patriot, Singing In the Rain, Silence of the Lambs, Spanglish, Shoot Em' Up, Star Wars (Chat Star Wars with me at your own risk, I will mad geek out), Tangled, Underworld, V for Vendetta, Vertigo, X-Men...as you can see there's a variance in taste.
TV: Agents of Shield, Archer, BBC's Sherlock, Being Human UK, Brooklyn 99, Cold Case, Criminal Minds, Cowboy Bebop, Dare Devil, Dexter, Doctor Who, Downton Abbey, Firefly, Game of Thrones, IZombie, Jessica Jones, Once Upon A Time, Orange is the New Black, Pushing Dasies, Ripper Street, TURN, Whitechapel
Music: A weird mix of indie, pop, rock, musicals, classical, electronic and big band. Essentially I like anything with a good beat. I'm super into the Hamilton soundtrack lately.
Also, Welcome to Night Vale, but that's a radio show.
Food: I'm an awfully picky eater so I try to avoid letting people cook for me solely because I'm a pain. I'm allergic to black pepper, and anything that swims. I dislike spicy, and generally am pretty weird about food textures. Though I will never say no to chocolate and my favorite food is baked Mac n' Cheese.
A nice warm bed
Some sort of delicious caffeinated drink
I think about art, music, philosophy, what to cosplay next, people, quotes, writing, what the hell was that thing that I thought that other week that I was supposed to remember, the telly, politics, things that piss me off, things that make me happy, really, you'll have to just ask me at that moment.
You're interesting and interested. If you can hold a conversation with content that doesn't comment solely on my appearance while using decent grammar and spelling.