Well, now that 97% of you have gone, let's see about the other 3%. I am a giant geek. I like gaming (FPS and RPG), I'm critical of others' spelling and syntax and I can identify many fonts on sight. I like explosions, sex and nature hikes. I also enjoy stargazing, long, rambling conversations about the insane or the inane, and alliteration.
Ok, we should be down to about 1% now. I do most of my own car maintenance, but I'm not obsessed with it (i.e. I can change my own oil, but I'm not installing NoS boosters over the weekend). My hobbies include woodworking, leathercraft, and preparing for the zombocalypse. I like to build furniture, then have a discussion about where it should be placed in a room. I enjoy cooking (and eating, of course). I have a black cat.
For some reason, lots of people are intimidated by me.
Movies: The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Boondock Saints, Road Warrior, Wild Zero, Desperado, The Big Lebowski, Mallrats, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Hackers, Sin City, The Fountain, The Omega Man, Big Trouble in Little China, The Matrix, Primer, Six String Samurai, Returner, Seven Samurai, Yojimbo, The Hidden Fortress, Rashoman , Erik The Viking, Hot Fuzz, My Neighbor Totoro, Terminator 2, The Dark Knight
Music: Metallica, Manowar, Jonathan Coulton, MC Frontalot, Johnny Cash, Lynard Skynard, Samuel Barber, Molotov, Pantera, The Ducks, Robb D, Henry Rollins, Mozart, Ennio Morricone, Dethklok, Clint Mansell, RZA, Dethmole, Driveshaft, E.S. Posthumus, Mastodon, soundtracks and a /whole/ lot more. In other words: damn near everything. Current iTunes listing: 13775 songs, totaling just over a month-and-a-half's worth of audio.
TV: Firefly, Futurama, The Simpsons, MST3K, Monty Python, Family Guy, ReBoot, The Joy of Painting, Tales from the Crypt, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Martian Sucessor Nadesico, Serial Experiments Lain, Gunsmith Cats, Hellsing, Pete & Pete, Paranoia Agent, Harvey Birdman, Sealab 2021, The Prisoner, Metalocalypse, Samurai Champloo, Planet Earth, Blue Planet, 30 Rock, Breaking Bad, Community
Foods: Steak, Chicken Parmigiana, Pizza, Mac and Cheese, Tacos al pastor, Horchata, Home Made Beef Jerkey, liquor, Root Beer.
Also, I was born without tear ducts.