Let's see... I was born on the east coast, came to Ohio for college, found some excellent friends and decided to stay. I look forward to many future adventures until I die from being too awesome in 2077.
Oh, and since I've had this account for years, I bet a shitload of my match questions no longer apply. I'm trying to fix that, but it's a slow process and I get bored easily.
Starting Fires (I used to get paid).
For some reason, lots of people are intimidated by me.
Movies: The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Boondock Saints, Road Warrior, Wild Zero, Desperado, The Big Lebowski, Mallrats, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Big Trouble in Little China, The Matrix, Primer, Six String Samurai, Seven Samurai, Yojimbo, The Hidden Fortress, Rashomon , Erik The Viking, Hot Fuzz, My Neighbor Totoro, Terminator 2, 11 Minutes Ago, So, so many more...
Music: Manowar, Jonathan Coulton, MC Frontalot, Johnny Cash, Lynard Skynard, Samuel Barber, Molotov, Pantera, The Ducks, Robb Dougan, Henry Rollins, Mozart, Ennio Morricone, Dethklok, Clint Mansell, RZA, Dethmole, Driveshaft, E.S. Posthumus, Mastodon, Pogo, Sabaton, soundtracks and a /whole/ lot more. In other words: damn near everything. Current iTunes listing: 15,225 songs, totaling 46.3 days of audio.
TV: Firefly, Futurama, The Simpsons, MST3K, Monty Python, ReBoot, The Joy of Painting, Tales from the Crypt, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Serial Experiments Lain, Gunsmith Cats, Hellsing, Pete & Pete, Paranoia Agent, Harvey Birdman, Sealab 2021, The Prisoner, Metalocalypse, Planet Earth, Blue Planet, 30 Rock, Breaking Bad, Bob's Burgers, Community, Steven Universe, The Magicians, Penny Dreadful, Law & Order, Hetalia!
Foods: Grass-fed steak, Red Elk, Bison, Bear, Chicken Parmigiana, Homestyle Mac and Cheese, Tacos al Pastor, Horchata, Liquor, Root Beer, BBQ, Plums, Frozen Grapes, Black Raspberry Ice Cream NO CHIPS, Lemon Poppyseed Anything.
My Inner Circle.
A damn good sense of humor.
The problems of the world/My solutions to same.
Whether I want to be social or not.
Also, I was born without tear ducts.