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My self-summary
How do I sum up my life in a paragraph?
Let's see... I was born on the east coast, came to Ohio for college, found some excellent friends and decided to stay. I look forward to many future adventures until I die from being too awesome in 2077.

Oh, and since I've had this account for years, I bet a shitload of my match questions no longer apply. I'm trying to fix that, but it's a slow process and I get bored easily.
What I’m doing with my life
Learning new things! Blacksmithing, 3D Printing/Modeling, Reading, Crafting... Lots of stuff!
I’m really good at
Being the Party Face.
Starting Fires (I used to get paid).
Analyzing Media.
The first things people usually notice about me
I suppose my height. I've been told my eyes are quite nice.

For some reason, lots of people are intimidated by me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Watchmen, Beyond Armageddon, Starship Troopers, Tunnel in the Sky, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, The Suburban Book of the Dead, Good Omens, The Walking Dead, the Dark Tower series, the Harry Potter series, World War Z, His Dark Materials, The Stainless Steel Rat series, Bill, The Galactic Hero, Breaking Open The Head, and many, many more.

Movies: The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Boondock Saints, Road Warrior, Wild Zero, Desperado, The Big Lebowski, Mallrats, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Big Trouble in Little China, The Matrix, Primer, Six String Samurai, Seven Samurai, Yojimbo, The Hidden Fortress, Rashomon , Erik The Viking, Hot Fuzz, My Neighbor Totoro, Terminator 2, 11 Minutes Ago, So, so many more...

Music: Manowar, Jonathan Coulton, MC Frontalot, Johnny Cash, Lynard Skynard, Samuel Barber, Molotov, Pantera, The Ducks, Robb Dougan, Henry Rollins, Mozart, Ennio Morricone, Dethklok, Clint Mansell, RZA, Dethmole, Driveshaft, E.S. Posthumus, Mastodon, Pogo, Sabaton, soundtracks and a /whole/ lot more. In other words: damn near everything. Current iTunes listing: 15,225 songs, totaling 46.3 days of audio.

TV: Firefly, Futurama, The Simpsons, MST3K, Monty Python, ReBoot, The Joy of Painting, Tales from the Crypt, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Serial Experiments Lain, Gunsmith Cats, Hellsing, Pete & Pete, Paranoia Agent, Harvey Birdman, Sealab 2021, The Prisoner, Metalocalypse, Planet Earth, Blue Planet, 30 Rock, Breaking Bad, Bob's Burgers, Community, Steven Universe, The Magicians, Penny Dreadful, Law & Order, Hetalia!

Foods: Grass-fed steak, Red Elk, Bison, Bear, Chicken Parmigiana, Homestyle Mac and Cheese, Tacos al Pastor, Horchata, Liquor, Root Beer, BBQ, Plums, Frozen Grapes, Black Raspberry Ice Cream NO CHIPS, Lemon Poppyseed Anything.
Six things I could never do without
I've done without a lot these last few years.

My Inner Circle.
My Teachers.
My Cat.
A damn good sense of humor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What to eat next.
The problems of the world/My solutions to same.
Whether I want to be social or not.
On a typical Friday night I am
Half-watching media and drinking while messing with my 3D printer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The smell of deflagrating gunpowder turns me on.

Also, I was born without tear ducts.
You should message me if
You aren't boring.

The two of us