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My self-summary
Hippie with impeccable hygiene.


Story teller

I see life as a series of improvised skits.

Nonsense makes the most sense to me.

CoRn On ThE cOb
What I’m doing with my life
What every 20-something is doing.

Eating breakfast a Billy's while re-living the night before with my best pals and realizing that my childhood has manifested itself into a really confused adult who is so happy to be able to afford therapy and man I think everyone should have a therapist that shit is exercise for your emotions.

But mostly learning how to be alone.
I’m really good at
Making you feel comfortable. Welcoming strangers into my life. Falling in love with your pet and then missing them more than you when we go our separate ways. Cooking. Remembering important details that you'd never expect me to. Actually watching movies you recommend. Dreaming up ideal futures and then having a conversation about why everyone doesn't share in these ideals. Crying while looking at landscapes. Painting symmetrical things.
The first things people usually notice about me
Man, I say 'man' a LOT, man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Chuck Klosterman, John Steinbeck, Isaac Asimov, Hemingway, Orwell. Ram Dass. National Geographic.

Music: 1960s. Real Estate. Tame Impala. Father John Misty. Modest Mouse. Anything Jack White touches. Edward Sharpe. Allah-Lahs. Alt-J. Arcade Fire. Bahamas. The Black Keys. The Bright Light Social Hour. Chet Faker. Courtney Barnett. The Districts. Frazey Ford. Mac Demarco. The National.Or really, you can search me on spotify: seensomethangs.

Movies: I don't want to call this a deal breaker but, if you have an intense love for Forrest Gump, I'm talking story wise, SOUNDTRACK wise, character wise, we will most likely be friends. More than friends. That and Waking Life.

Kubrick, Tarantino, Enter the Void, BBC nature docs.

Shows: HBO, AMC, Netflix. Workaholics. Californication. Broad City. I try to incorporate The Simpsons into my everyday life.
The six things I could never do without
My Passport
My memory
The company of an animal
Corn on the fucking cob
Burt's bees

But if I'm being real, grandma, I'm looking at you girl.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Elon Musk
On a typical Friday night I am
Hoping it won't be so typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've enjoyed meals straight out of dumpsters while I was living on a school bus in California. I also ate peoples' leftovers at restaurants. I made enough money busking to survive for a grand total of 4 days. Pure talent my friends, right here.

(I now make a living and buy food at grocery stores, my happiness level has remained the same, fancy that)
You should message me if
you see yourself as a sort of deep thinker, philosopher type. I dig that. But at the same time, if you don't take life too seriously. If you agree with the metaphor 'the sea refuses no river'. That is to say- you accept things as they come. You roll with the punches. Maybe you wanna help me in that department because I still haven't figured it out.

or fuck it, if you have a Vitamix, I'd be down.

or fuck THAT, if you have The Simpsons Seasons 4-10 on DVD, let's make sweet love all night while Mr Plow plays in the background.