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My self-summary
I am putting it in writing. Right here. On this page. If I show up thirty pounds heavier, 72 percent less attractive...looking like a distant memory of what my pictures represent, you have the right to take off your high-heel, and beat me with it. I won't press charges.
I am from Los Angeles. I have been in Atlanta for about seven years, and still have no clue what a 'shawty' really is. I moved here... to make a long story short, because my father left my mother, and she needed her sons. All is wonderful now. She has moved on, and is shacking up with a new guy in the suburbs, living in sin. Oh yeah...I am frontman in my band that got signed about a year and a half ago, after a millennia of effort. Dreams to reality, is my thing.

Ok..now on to what I am seeking. If you like to get up off of the couch, and go do things. Email me. If you have a passport, and like to travel to places like Bora Bora, Tanzania, and New Zealand (a few of the places I have been), email me. If you have more kids than bedrooms for said kids, don't email me. If you went to a college not named Phoenix University, email me. If your idea of losing weight is simply holding your selfie stick higher, don't email me. If you haven't had a verbal argument with your "babydaddy" in at least 14 days, email me. If you Snapchat more than your daughter does, do not email me. If your southern accent is not so thick that it sounds like you chew tobacco.....email me. If you use your car as a spare closet, and wait for the rain to wash it...email me, and I will hook you up. Teamwork makes the dreamwork, right? If you can swim...with or without floaties, and like adventures that are slightly on the risky side, email me. If you live in a place that ends in the suffix "ville", you need to move. If you are not dating like you are competing in the STD olympics..email me. If you are the Southern Judgemental Jesusifier of everyone you meet, no thanks..but if you read books like "The Alchemist", and have at least one book lying near your favorite magazine...email me. If you are thinking of trying just ONE more deadbeat, to take on the challenge of changing him...don't email me. If the face I will see in the morning is at least 74 percent of the face-quality I see on dates with you, email me. If you can recite a lyric from a Gucci Mane song, don't email me. If you know who said he has a "City Love", email me. If you live where there is a high-chance of potential gun-fire, don't email me. If your paw paw owns a rope, and no cattle...DO NOT EMAIL ME. If you got that last reference, email me. If you don't take yourself seriously, email me. If two out of the three following things (hair, a**, and chest)....are man-made, do NOT email me. If you like to dance in ways NOT involving a twerk....email me. If you have ever had dollars tossed at you, in a public space, while wearing platform shoes....take this virtual hug, but don't email me. Finally, if you laughed at this profile, and know the ever-important proper usage of the words their, there, and they're....

Meet me at one of those chapels in Vegas. I think I love you, already. Namaste.
What I’m doing with my life
Living it with the GREATEST of purpose, and fully realizing that I am not here for myself...but to give to others.
I’m really good at
Being an individual.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I have a theme song playing when I walk into any room.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Alchemist. The Five People You Meet in Heaven. The Four Agreements.
Music: This new band you have yet to hear of; Miles Davis, Stevie, Marvin, John Coltrane, Old soul, Thievery Corp, Zero 7, Ray Charles and LaMontagne.. Mint Condition. JM3, Bonobo.


Shows: Any Netflix Original. The writing is fantastic.

Movies:Love Jones. What Dreams May Come.The Incredible Burt Wonderstone. That shit is FUNNY!
The six things I could never do without
Laughter. Loyalty. MacBook. Hope. Education. Mom.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How social media, has ironically, caused a human disconnect.
On a typical Friday night I am
Popping bottles in VIP like a stereotype, of course.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That Bruce Jenner has made me wary of women over 5'9", and I am actually 5 feet 11 and 5/8 inches according to my doctor!
You should message me if
You have at least considered not dating another version of your ex. Come on, live a little.