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My self-summary
I am putting it in writing. Right here. On this page. If I show up thirty pounds heavier, 72 percent less attractive...looking like a distant memory of what my pictures represent, you have a right to take off your high-heel, and beat me with it, and take out all of the disappointment of the other 1100 dates you have been on over the course of a decade. I would deserve it.

On with the show. I am a native of Los Angeles. I once almost drowned while trying to surf at about eight. Then I almost got pulled out in a riptide, damn near to the Hawaiian Islands..but I survived. I was an adventurous child. Still am, as a man. I once got on a wave runner, on vacation...in the waters of Jamaica, a little bit under the influence of the local plant life..with my then girlfriend on the back, and hit the gas, and headed for the horizon. We were so far out that the hotels looked like tiny monopoly pieces. Yep, Sharks..etc...we could have been lunch. Again...I made it back to shore. I say that to say that I like to live life fully. I cannot do boredom. I am an all-out type of guy. Speaking of which, I followed my dreams..all out...and finally reached them. I am a singer, in a band, and we got signed after a millennia of effort, about a year and a half ago. I need a woman who will keep the bail money I gave her, in her purse in case we get into a bind in a third world country....and we can bribe the locals with mucho dinero. I need a woman who appreciates the fact that I also know the difference between your and you're....there, their, and they're. I need a woman who will hike up her dress, kick off her shoes ....and race me back to the hotel, after a night of dancing under the stars of Bora Bora....which I have seen, along with other places like Tanzania, New Zealand, Brazil, Belize, St. Thomas..Croix...Australia...Tokyo...yes...I travel. I grew up doing it. I ended up in GA, because...long story short...my parents moved here my last year in college. My dad ditched my mom. Mom had no current job skills. Sons came to save the day...now here I am sweating in the 900 percent humidity, sneezing up pollen. I learned the devastating effects of a man not keeping his word to a woman. I keep my word...do or die. Period...and no, I don't live with mom, nor do I have a roommate, which I heard grown men are doing these days. Odd. I digress. I seek a woman who wants to engage in some mutual worship, of each other's mind, body, and soul. I am a rock-star, non-sleeping, laughing all day, loving all night, Human Disneyland of a dude, and I am looking for the Minnie to my Micky. I have a wonderful life, that I want to share. I want to be that someone who listens while you complain about your crazy co-worker...while I sit, and nod...occasionally chiming in with a well-timed "that B**** is crazy"! All I ask is that you feed me. You do not have to even cook it (I am getting a chef when I get hitched)..just make sure it is in the house...and I will always make sure you have things like electricity and a clean car (full of gas), because for some reason....women are against visiting a car wash..ever. You just wait until it rains. Go outside and look at your car, right now.

See ...you need me. Teamwork makes the dream work. Now come hold this bail money. We have things to do!

What I’m doing with my life
Living it with the GREATEST of purpose, and fully realizing that I am not here for myself...but to give to others.
I’m really good at
Being an individual.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I have a theme song playing when I walk into any room.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Alchemist. The Five People You Meet in Heaven. The Four Agreements.
Music: This new band you have yet to hear of; Miles Davis, Stevie, Marvin, John Coltrane, Old soul, Thievery Corp, Zero 7, Ray Charles and LaMontagne.. Mint Condition. JM3, Bonobo.


Shows:Breaking Bad.

Movies:Love Jones. What Dreams May Come.The Incredible Burt Wonderstone. That shit is FUNNY!
The six things I could never do without
Laughter. Loyalty. MacBook. Hope. Education. Mom.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How social media, has ironically, caused a human disconnect, and how white people can ONLY like white movies, white music, white writers, and white art ONLY.

Crazy. I like Sam Cooke AND John Mayer..who happened to be influenced by ...you get the picture.
On a typical Friday night I am
Popping bottles in VIP like a stereotype, of course.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That Bruce Jenner has made me wary of women over 5'9", and I am actually 5 feet 11 and 5/8 inches according to my doctor!
You should message me if
You have at least considered not dating another version of your ex. Come on, live a little.